An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.
by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023
Get the absolute melonmug. 🥀 is an emotion indicator used to add tone to a sentence or message. It conveys a sense of anything in the general sense of: sadness, grief, heartbreak, anger, mourning or loss. It holds similar weight to 💔,😔,🪦, but also 😭 and 💀 so can be used to also say that something is funny. 🥀 is typically repeated for emphasis or comedic hyperbole.
by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain June 05, 2025
Get the 🥀mug. “Did you refill the ink on the printer?”
“No, I thought you were doing it.”
“istfcoe John, I literally asked you yesterday morning to do it.”
“No, I thought you were doing it.”
“istfcoe John, I literally asked you yesterday morning to do it.”
by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 31, 2025
Get the istfcoemug.