irratical

absurd and very unreasonable; irrational; horses

Brian was being very irratical when he bought TF2 on steam, and not on the orange box

irratical by Mr. Jakobitz January 23, 2011

irrational clark lust 

Disorder affecting thousands in the US and portions of Canada. Symptoms include racing thoughts of white pants, uncontrollable urges to manhandle fluffy red hair, blindly disregarding proper spelling rules, and feigning an interest in map-making.
ICL is thought to be caused by overexposure to the portraits and writings of early American explorer William Clark. As of 2011, there is no proven cure. Sufferers of the disorder are said to have reegretted no-thing &c.

Park Ranger: Miss, you can't stand that close to that portrait of William Clark!
Young Lady: CLAAAAAAK.
Young Lady's companion: She can't hear you Park Ranger, she's suffering from Irrational Clark Lust.

irrational clark lust by WaterMillions July 27, 2011

irrationallyexcusive

Someone who is always making excuses, but all excuses seem to be irrational, or easily proved wrong on the basic premise of the excuse itself.

I assign a new user to a system, then when they can't access the system, I see that the password I issued has a double S instead of one S. Being irrationallyexcusive, I blame the keyboard for adding the additional S to the password.

irrationallyexcusive by Lion-Helmsley February 4, 2014

irrational anger 

You know when you're really mad like really REALLY mad but it's this tiny little thing that has caused your outburst like I don't know you dropped your toast and it landed on the spread side and your just like FUCK but like gravity has made that happen so maybe you should just be angry with Isaac and then he's dead so how can you be angry at a dead guy!? FUCK!

Irrational anger is When you want to flip the table because you spelt a word wrong, it would be rational to just backspace but this is irrational anger what do you expect?

irrational anger by Averymadman December 2, 2013

irrational hatred 

An uncompromising and severe dislike maintained by an individual that is incomprehensible even to the one who maintains it.

Individual One: "Hey did you see that Clay Aiken is having his own Christmas special. That’s going to suck."
Jim: "I f-ing hate Clay Aiken!"
Individual One: "Yeah he sucks, but whatever lots of people seem to like his music."
Jim: "No. I f-ing hate Clay Aiken!!! Just look at his picture, he's so...aha!! I f-ing HATE him!!!"
Individual One: "Ok Jim calm down. I mean you don't even know the guy. Maybe its just an act he puts on to sell music."
Jim: "No you can just tell, he sucks. He would suck even if he wasn’t famous. I HATE that guy, just look at him. Look at him, aha...I HATE Clay Aiken!!!"
Individual One: "Wow, what about Clay pisses you off so much?"
Jim: "Just look at him...I f-ing HATE CLAY AIKEN!!!!"

irrational hatred by jlc February 25, 2005

Irrational number 

A number that doesn't end ever...
It will keep going even after you die even after the whole universe dies it will still be going

Math teacher:This is a irrational number

Student:I don't care

Irrational number by This handle In already in use February 6, 2020

irrational fear 

Something that scares the living shit out of you that isn't going to kill/hurt/maim you. Just grow a pair, deal with it, and move on. You can thank me later.

Rational fears:
1. That BIG fucking dog that accidentally got out of the neighbor's yard...AGAIN!
2. Ramifications of telling your boss to go fuck himself (or herself.)

Irrational fears:
1. Asking a guy/girl on a date. (OK, she says no, maybe laughs a little...tells her friend, who post it on...OK, maybe this is a rational fear!)
2. Getting screwed by a leprechaun. (Leprechauns have such small dicks...so I've been told.)

irrational fear by StevieTheOldFrigginFart July 26, 2014