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iranian ski goggles 

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.
Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!
A Person Of Both Irish And Asian Decent.
John: Dude I'm Irasian.

Joe:What the hell Is that? I Though You Were Chinese ?

John: No My Dad Is Irish And My Mom Is Vietnamese. They Met during The Vietnam War.
Irasian by DGringo October 1, 2009

Iranian Milk Jugs 

A Farsi girl with incredible, surgically-enhanced breasts.
The Ayatollah could not keep his eyes off the young woman's Iranian Milk Jugs
Iranian Milk Jugs by burnsiedotcom November 30, 2010

Iranian tobacco 

A codename used to describe marijuana when around people you want to hide usage from (i.e. family, law enforcement).
Person 1: "Today is the worst, I can't wait to get out of work. I need to get high."

Person 2: "I have some Iranian tobacco left, I'll bring it over. We can both book a flight."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Are you alright? Your eyes are red."

Person 2: "Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just deep in Iran."
Iranian tobacco by Tenth Doctor November 29, 2018

iranian powerdrill 

first find a willing camel. they procede to put your whole arm up its anus for a minute
"whats that on your arm?"
"i just gave a camel a iranian powerdrill now i have a STD.
"that sucks"
iranian powerdrill by ccc12345 August 29, 2012

True Iranian 

A true Iranian is one who will always put their country and people first...above all else.

A true Iranian values and treasures their rich cultural heritage, and does all he/she can to preserve and celebrate it.

A true Iranian does not worship foreign 'saints' or venerate any of the enemies of Iran who have attempted to systematically destroy the country.

A true Iranian seeks freedom, justice and secularism for Iran.
- Hey, look at that guy Kaveh...he always defends Iran and Iranians against zealous thugs.

- Yeah. I know. He's amazing. He must really love his country, he's a true Iranian.
True Iranian by Kaveh Ahangar August 6, 2010