Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC

Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.
Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?

Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.

Ben: That explains the ego.

What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".

Curtis: Word
by Mil3Druid3 January 04, 2015
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Free Range Titties

A woman who wears a see through top at the shooting range throwing off other shooters' aim
Ben: Dude, some chick wore a black see through top while shooting an AR-15 pistol at the range today. She totally wrecked my concentration. Those were some hot "Free Range Titties".

Curtis: I'm sorry hear that bro. Wish I could have been there to see for myself.
by Mil3Druid3 November 24, 2014
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iranian ski goggles

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.
Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!
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nuke the midget

The act of fucking a chick significantly smaller than you, typically at least 100 pounds lighter and 12 inches shorter in height.
Ben: Did you see that chick Rob hooked up with last night, she was like 5 feet tall and 95 pounds. I think it was Sandra. She like dudes over 6'4".

Curtis: Yeah, he told me he was going to "Nuke the Midget" last night, I just wasn't sure it was Sandra. I was too wasted.
by Mil3Druid3 November 30, 2014
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