11 definitions by DGringo
Possible Cause For Microwave Sex Could Be Premature Ejaculation. AKAGetting A Quickie From A Two Hump Chump.
Gina: I Heard Lucy Broke Up With Jeff.
Beth: Why Did She Do That?
Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex
Beth: That Sounds Kinky
Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.
Beth: Why Did She Do That?
Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex
Beth: That Sounds Kinky
Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.
by DGringo October 2, 2009
Proper Definition Is Fellatio. AKA, Head,Hummer,Blow Job
Because While This Act Is Being Performed There Head Is Bobbing Up And Down On Your Nob.
Because While This Act Is Being Performed There Head Is Bobbing Up And Down On Your Nob.
by DGringo October 2, 2009
Detective: At Exactly 3 P.M. I Want Everyone At That Warehouse.We're Gonna Catch Them With That Shipment For Sure.
Policeman: How Can You Be So Sure?
Detective: 'Cause I've Got A Man On The Inside.
Policeman: How Can You Be So Sure?
Detective: 'Cause I've Got A Man On The Inside.
by DGringo October 2, 2009
A Person Who Changes Uniforms During Wartime To Appear As If They Are On Your Side. Could Also Be Someone Who's Not Really Your Friend But Are Only Trying To get Information For Your Enemy.
Co-Worker: Watch What You Say In Front Of Him. Because I Think It Gets Right Back To The Bosses Ears.
You: What? I Thought He Was Our Friend?
Co-worker: Nope, He's A Damn Turn Coat!
You: What? I Thought He Was Our Friend?
Co-worker: Nope, He's A Damn Turn Coat!
by DGringo October 2, 2009
A Person Who Changes Uniforms During Wartime To Appear As If They Are On Your Side. Could Also Be Someone Who's Not Really Your Friend But Are Only Trying To get Information For Your Enemy.
Co-Worker: Watch What You Say In Front Of Him. Because I Think It Gets Right Back To The Bosses Ears.
You: What? I Thought He Was Our Friend?
Co-worker: Nope, He's A Damn Turn Coat!
You: What? I Thought He Was Our Friend?
Co-worker: Nope, He's A Damn Turn Coat!
by DGringo October 2, 2009
John: Dude I'm Irasian.
Joe:What the hell Is that? I Though You Were Chinese ?
John: No My Dad Is Irish And My Mom Is Vietnamese. They Met during The Vietnam War.
Joe:What the hell Is that? I Though You Were Chinese ?
John: No My Dad Is Irish And My Mom Is Vietnamese. They Met during The Vietnam War.
by DGringo October 1, 2009
Meaning ; I want It All, I'll take It All, I'll Take Everything.
Origin ; It's A Construction Term Used When Receiving A Delivery From A Cement Truck. Cement Trucks Used To Carry A Maximum Load Of Nine Yards Of Cement.
Origin ; It's A Construction Term Used When Receiving A Delivery From A Cement Truck. Cement Trucks Used To Carry A Maximum Load Of Nine Yards Of Cement.
by DGringo October 1, 2009