Definitions by DGringo

Turn Coat

A Person Who Changes Uniforms During Wartime To Appear As If They Are On Your Side. Could Also Be Someone Who's Not Really Your Friend But Are Only Trying To get Information For Your Enemy.

Co-Worker: Watch What You Say In Front Of Him. Because I Think It Gets Right Back To The Bosses Ears.

You: What? I Thought He Was Our Friend?

Co-worker: Nope, He's A Damn Turn Coat!

Turn Coat by DGringo October 2, 2009

Nobbin Bobbin 

Proper Definition Is Fellatio. AKA, Head,Hummer,Blow Job
Because While This Act Is Being Performed There Head Is Bobbing Up And Down On Your Nob.

Damn I Hope I Get Some Tonight. But I'd Settle For Some Nobbin Bobbin

Nobbin Bobbin by DGringo October 2, 2009

Microwave Sex 

Possible Cause For Microwave Sex Could Be Premature Ejaculation. AKAGetting A Quickie From A Two Hump Chump.

Gina: I Heard Lucy Broke Up With Jeff.

Beth: Why Did She Do That?

Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex

Beth: That Sounds Kinky

Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.

Microwave Sex by DGringo October 2, 2009

Snuffilufigus 

Refers To The Wooly Mammoth From Sesame Street. Visualize An Elephant Using His "Long Trunk" To Suck Up All Your Dope.

AKA, Moocher,Freeloader,Glutton.

"Hell Naw, You Better Not Even Ask Me Fer Shit With Your Snuffilufigus Ass!

Snuffilufigus by DGringo October 2, 2009

part of the machine 

(Preludes) Butt Leach, Brown Nose.

A Person Can Become "Part Of The Machine" If After Receiving A Promotion Or Raise. They Become Obedient To The Authority Often While Having No Regard For Former Relationships.
(A.K.A.) Gone Corporate, Gone Matrix.

Damn! Whats Gotten Into Him Lately? He Treats Us Like Shit and He Thinks His Don't Stink!

Ahh He's "Part Of The Machine" Fuck'em...

part of the machine by DGringo October 1, 2009

eardrum assassin

Refers To Someone Who Annoyingly Talks TOO Much. Someone Who Never Shuts-Up.

Joe: Bla , BlaBla, Bla, Blabaabaabaa.

Dude; Will You STFU Your An "Eardrum Assassin"

eardrum assassin by DGringo October 1, 2009

Irasian 

A Person Of Both Irish And Asian Decent.

John: Dude I'm Irasian.

Joe:What the hell Is that? I Though You Were Chinese ?

John: No My Dad Is Irish And My Mom Is Vietnamese. They Met during The Vietnam War.

Irasian by DGringo October 1, 2009