Pronounced as: ee-rahn-nee-ahns
Also known as Persians. If you are extremely unfamiliar with Iranians, then you might think everybody's poor. Well, you'
re wrong. Iran owns 40% of the world's oil and the popular stereotype for Iranians is that they own a BMW and they wear tons of gold (that stereotype is only true about one person and that's my
mom).
Us Persians, we celebrate the best holiday in the world. That holiday is called Nowruz. Nowruz is
Persian New Year. It starts on the first
day of spring. Nowruz lasts for 13 days. Each
day, we go partying and get money. If you are kid, then your lucky! You get like $100 dollars on the first
day. But if you're an adult then that's too bad, you have to watch as some
random kid bathes in your November's rent.
In conclusion, Persians basically rule the entire world.
