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invincing 

normally paired with "im invincing it" invincing is a slang term for masturbating a penis until it is impossibly hard.

invincing is also a running joke in the invincible community, a term used for when invincible is fighting crime.
"Oh my god! im invincing it right now its so hard!"

"its invincing time."
Words you can keep

Invincing it 

The act of participating in the Chinese censorship of invincible.
Oh Im invincing it, oh Im invincible”
Invincing it by Sea-Salt March 29, 2025

Invincing It 

Invincing It: A modern day form of cock and ball torture. It is a sexual act in which a young man wearing a yellow suit gets on top of another man, and proceeds to headbutt the other man’s cock harder than EDP445 at the sight of cupcakes, while repeatedly saying “I’m Invincing It.” This is done until the other man’s testicles are wrung dry of any and all semen. It often gets quite brutal due to repeated headbutts, resulting in a pair of ruptured testicles, an injured pelvic bone, or a misaligned penis if the headbutts are not aimed properly.
Ex. Ezra was getting bored of our sex sessions lately, so I threw on my yellow suit, jumped onto him, and started Invincing It. He only lasted 30 seconds!

Stop inventing 

Get out of here with your bs ideas
Get lost with your absurd ideas
Carlos give 10 car lengths to Charles

“Please don’t ask these things; stop inventing”
Stop inventing by F1fan July 5, 2022

jazz_invincible

Jazz: The king of that site called Neopets because he was so kingish like that. He had all the avatars and became so popular on a stupid site until he cheated and was frozen.

Then he disappeared.

But people STILL talk about him. So the invincible Jazz was invincible after all, and he was slayed by that thing we know as TNT.
Board title: Who remembers jazz_invincible?

Board message: He was frozen! Wth! He was like, the KING of this craphole. What happened?!?!?!
jazz_invincible by AC Freak October 15, 2010

Invincible 

Invincible is the state of being immune to taking any form of damage, you no longer feel pain from anything. Even if the painless state only lasts for a few moments, they would be rather intense and most likely void of all emotion.
"It's pointless to continue fighting, he's invincible to your every attack."
Invincible by Gabriel March 29, 2005

Invincible 

A Bad ass superhero who kicked his dad’s ass
Invincible:I’m invincible.

Eve: sounds a lucky optimistic
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