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girth intruder 

A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus
I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.
girth intruder by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019
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Trump-itude 

The uneducated rantings of a deplorable
Your trump-itude makes me want to hurl!
Trump-itude by InnocentWaif November 16, 2016

fat-itude 

Being angry at the world because you are overweight.

The attitude that your problems are the world's problems to solve because everyone has always picked on you because of your looks.
The big lady at the front of the line at the fast food place yells at the cashier because french fry refills are not free. She has a fat-itude!!
fat-itude by kimbrandyguycshc January 15, 2011

Girlfriend Intruder 

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.
Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.
Girlfriend Intruder by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010

Bed intruder 

Viral video of a ghetto man on the news talking about how an intruder tried to rape his sister. Freaking hilarious.
"He's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin yo' people up so y'all need to hid yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband cuz dey rapin everybody out here"

HOMEBOY!
Bed intruder, he gon find u!
Bed intruder by G428377 August 6, 2010

Bed Intruder 

An alleged rapist in the 500 Block of Lincoln Heights, Alabama. He received a brutal warning from one Antoine Dodson on the local news station WAFF. In Antoine's own words

"he's climbin in your windows
he's snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y'all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife."
Jerome- Yo homeboy, they ever catch that one bed intruder nigga?
Antoine- Nah, but

"we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy"