BarnacleBill's definitions

Double Dump

When two people squat with their backs against each other and simultaneously take a shit. This positional adds stability to the normal solitary squat one would do when taking a shit anywhere besides a toilet. This can be very effective when in hostile, or bear territory and need someone to watch your back.

Me: Man my stomach hurts
Josh: Mine does too!
Me: Time for a Double Dump! Bring your beer!

by Barnaclebill September 26, 2011

Puss Cock

A puss cock is the small, very sensitive erectile organ of a female found at the top of the vagina under a hood of skin. Also known as a clitoris, a puss cock is very similar to a penis in shape and sensitivity. The main difference is it is located on a female in her puss, but looks like a cock. Therefore it is a puss cock.

Josh: dude i saw this one girl with a huge puss cock... it was bigger than my dick!

by BarnacleBill September 25, 2010

Hooch

Chewing tobacco commonly placed in the lower lip region. Hooch can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, pronoun, or an adverb.

Kyle: Man i really need a hooch
Josh: I like to hooch Skoal
Brandon: Ill hooch your mom

by BarnacleBill July 9, 2009

Girlfriend Intruder

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.

Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.

by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010

Butt hurt

The act of being upset over a very menial situation such as not being invited somewhere or having information withheld from you unintentionally. One whom becomes butt hurt easily also is great at verbal accusations in lieu of physical altercations.

Josh: Dude... no invite. COOL!
Brandon: Boohoo
Chris: Ya'll get butt hurt too much. Here's some ice for your bruised ego.
Kyle: I need a hooch.

by BarnacleBill February 14, 2010

Coming in hot

A phrase used to describe the action of: pulling into a parking spot, taking a turn, or just driving in general all at an extreme, and reckless rate of speed. One must announced that he/she is comin in hot! in order to actually be classified as Coming in hot.

Josh: Look out boys we're coming in hot!
Brandon: Why? Is there a 'Nader after you?
Kyle: Oh noes you hit granny!

by BarnacleBill February 16, 2010

'Nader

One of them big spinny wind things in the sky that suck mobile homes up. Poor rednecks.

Brandon: I heard theres a big 'Nader coming.
Josh: Oh noes!
Kyle: Your trailers gunna blow away.
Josh: I need a hooch.

by BarnacleBill February 14, 2010