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fatitude 

noun., an overweight person who has a bad attitude because of it. Tends to be very angry at the world for no reason.
That fat bitch Fallory needs to lose her fatitude.
fatitude by Justin and Kyle December 12, 2008
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fatitude 

A condition where an obese person confuses their fatness girth for muscle girth and acts tough because of their mistake, thinking their mass will intimidate others despite a lack of actual physical fitness. Usually a person with fatitude has a lot of lung power but not much actual physical strength and tire rapidly in any actual fights.
Wow, Greg sure has a bad case of fatitude that needs to get adjusted.

fatitude 

(noun) Rudeness or aggressive behavior derived from an obese person's assumption that their girth provides them with free license to get in your way, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire not to press up against their lard. Just because you take up more space does not entitle you to other people's space.
The 300-pound woman next to me on the plane had a serious fatitude; her arms were halfway into my seat for the entire flight.
fatitude by RyMacD May 29, 2007

Fatitude 

1. The disillusioned sense of entitlement and superiority obese people exude because they blame the world for their problems.

2. Having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.
Mike: "My obese friend said she doesn't understand why she isn't losing weight right before chugging a 2 liter bottle of soda."

Dan: "She really suffers from a bad fatitude!"
Fatitude by Galen Baltar June 6, 2013

fatitude 

(n.) The state of being fat and not caring.
Dang - that bitch just ate a whole pizza! She got some serious fatitude!
fatitude by FunkyB February 11, 2009

Fatitude 

OMG that big girl there has ''Fatitude''
Fatitude by Bubbles Devere February 25, 2015
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