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sanity not included 

one of the funniest gaming web series created in 2010. starring machinima legends guitarmasterx7 and dexterboy124, these two not-so-average gamers (and their roommate Nina) attempt to make every large game release into a joke.
Hey man, did you watch that Sanity not included episode?

yeah, i pissed myself laughing.

Included 

When the word FREE is inserted by mistake in commercials and by salemen. The price of a product is elevated to cover the cost of "FREE" add-ons.
Incorrect: But wait!! When you order this product now, you get this other product absolutely FREE !!!

Correct: But wait!! When you order this product now, you get this other product absolutely INCLUDED !!!
Included by Sugadaddy1086 April 17, 2010

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it. 

When you only hear something recently, but you think it's pretty funny so you include it.
Peace Out


1. Goodbye
2. (intransitive verb) to leave or retire
3. (transitive verb) to kill

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

1. "Yeah, see you then, peace out."
2. "Yo I gotta peace out, I'm tired."
3. "I just peaced out that spider with my shoe."

by anonymous Oct 20, 2003

Canadian Dates Included 

What American bands say when they release/are going to release your dates to hype up Canadians but, in reality, they really only mean that their tour of 60 shows includes Vancouver, Toronto, and/or Calgary
NEW SUMMER TOUR! 60 SHOWS! CANADIAN DATES INCLUDED!!!
Canadians not living in Vancouver: meh

Dis-included 

dis-included ˌdɪsɪnˈkloo'did
–Verb, action-verb

Origin:

2009 East Super Regional

Synonyms:
not included, excluded, not liked, punked, Johnny'ed

To not be included by your friends colleagues and family in activities that you expect to be included in.

To have been included then excluded from expectied activities
Ex.....Johnny has been "dis-included" from the Super Regional sales team......

Ex....Since he has five girls in his house, Terry has been "dis-included" from the man-club
Dis-included by DuallyG January 8, 2010

illudedavator 

a person who can seem to answer a question yet really never actually answering it
Wife asks...." How does this blouse look on me? Husband says " the blue in this blouse really brings out Your eyes". The husband is the illudedavator because He never really said how the blouse looked on His wife....yet seemed to be answering the question.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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