Inteded

How grammar Nazis spell the Assamese slang 'Mokkel' which translates to 'Idiot'

Rodrick: You are Mokkel
Stacy: Lol
Roddrick: Inteded
Gwen: Inteded 😬

Inteded by akaronil December 2, 2021

no phun intended 

absolute heavenly music about pain written by the god himself, Tyler Joseph ( of twenty one pilots ). It's too good to explain. Oh my god. I can't. Its too good. PUT IT ON ITUNES PLEASE. OR AT LEAST SPOTIFY.

Person one : Dude,,, what's your favorite twenty one pilots/Tyler Joseph album?

Person two : Bro,, It would have to be No Phun Intended.

no phun intended by captain unrelatable November 19, 2017

no pun intended

I've read every definition here and they all get this terms' meaning slightly wrong. Firstly a pun is a play on words, intended to be semi-absurd and comical by describing a thing or situation using words that could also describe the situation with another meaning. For instance suppose there was a skinny farmer picking berries, but he doesn't find that many, another person might observe "looks like slim pickins".

Puns often are the worst kind of joke because they do not require much cleverness.

When someone says no pun intended, however, it is when they say something that could be taken to have two meanings; an obvious one, and a slightly "off" interpretation; and they want you to know they are not making an intentional play on words and want you to take what they said to be the obvious meaning:

Example: a man dares his friend to kiss a rather large woman, to which his friend replies "Fat chance! No pun intended."

no pun intended by Jtheteach October 9, 2016

No Phun Intended 

No Phun Intended (pronounced: no fun intended) is a solo album made by Tyler Robert Joseph, the lead singer in Twenty One Pilots. He wrote it when he was 16-17 years old and that's the earliest resemblance of blurryface that fans of twenty one pilots recall.

The album has songs of Tyler singing about his struggles with his mental health, and his faith. It is only available on Youtube

person one: "hey, have you heard No Phun Intended yet"

person two: "yess! it hurts me so much to know that Tyler ever thought those things"

No Phun Intended by lofijwd February 12, 2019

Working as Intended 

The three most unholy words ever spoken by MMO gamemasters.

QQing WoW Player: Divine Shield is overpowered!
Blizzard Employee: Working as intended.

Working as Intended by LordSothe September 18, 2009

not intended to be a factual statement 

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."

Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

not intended to be a factual statement by fresair May 2, 2011

No copyright infringement intended

A phrase put in the title and/or description section of youtube videos by incredibly stupid people who don’t understand how copyright laws actually work. The phrase makes no logical sense because it directly contradicts their action of uploading content which they aren't the copyright holder of.

By analogy, according to people who use the phrase, someone should be able to shoot them in the head while yelling “NO HARM/MURDER/MANSLAUGHTER INTENDED!” and get away with it.

I'll laugh my ass off if someone ever tries to use "No copyright infringement intended" in court.

No copyright infringement intended by cbauersc December 12, 2009