Intesticles

When you wreck your balls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the intesticles.

"This patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the intesticle separation surgery immediately."

"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"

by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013

Intesticles

A combination of intense and testicles, which means to have a level of extreme untouchable extremeness that cannot be expressed by either of the words intense or testicles.

Guy A "I just got anal with 5 different girls all at the same time!"
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."

by Dr. mcjesus100 March 27, 2010

intestines

The absurdly long organs kept in the belly, usually susceptible to removal by velociraptor.

"...or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines..."

by Dr jebus PhD April 30, 2009

Head-phone Intestines

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines

Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009

icesticles

A term usually used to describe the condition of ones testicles while working outside in bone chilling cold. Carpenters of all trades use the term all too often during the winter months in Minnesota.

Dude, I got icesticles.

by avaraxus December 11, 2007

Investicles

Having the balls to put all your money into an investment that will either make you rich or make you bankrupt.

I cant believe Keith put his life savings into that potato-sculpture company! The man must have investicles the size of coconuts!

by jeffrjohn February 13, 2007

infesticles

Testicles infested with anything.

<Pudged> Oh my dog! I have infesticles!
<LampShade> What from?!
<Pudged> Worms, lice, cancer and little green space men!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003