Cock-Fail

When a male is unable To attain an erection, it is known as a Cock-Fail

Poor Eric, he had a Cock-Fail With Chelsea Last night...twice

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Thought-Constipation

Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming

Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman

Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Cooter Bats

The bat that lives in the cooter of a female, often mistaken for a Vag-Cat

Bree's Cooter Bats Are so damn loud, i couldn't get any sleep last night

by Rockandrolljunkiie May 12, 2010

Happalaughagus

A friend that laughs constantly or way too much.

Eric: Poo

Jeremy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLLMAOLMAOHAHAH(you get the idea-.-)

Eric: Happalaughagus much

by Rockandrolljunkiie April 06, 2009

Head-phone Intestines

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines

Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 25, 2009

Fag-Lump

When a male has oral sex with another male and recieves a canker sore afterwards, it is known as a "Fag-Lump"

When Sean Blew Micheal Baumgartner, he got such a big Fag-Lump that it popped in his mouth and almost filled with jizz...again

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 04, 2009