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Definitions by Rockandrolljunkiie

Cooter Bats 

The bat that lives in the cooter of a female, often mistaken for a Vag-Cat
Bree's Cooter Bats Are so damn loud, i couldn't get any sleep last night
An acronym for Alcohol Induced Dancing syndrome. mainly seen at late night bars with crappy local music acts who are alredy lightly buzzed, many symptoms include:

1)Innapropriate Dancing with family members(i.e. mother grinding with daughter as seen at Saketumi in Steamboat Springs CO.)

2)many types of dances congealed together in a drunken slurry of the chicken dance, any form of ballet, the robot, and the watusi. when used in term of a drunken indivdual: I AM ARE DOING THE WATUSIBOT!.
sad really.

3) types of dances that have no relation to the music that is being played.(i.e. ballet twirling to Enter Sandman once again as seen at Saketumi in The Boat)

Common sightings of one infested with AID's are,but not limited to:

*Person not having bothered put down their drink before dancing.

*If they are wearing a hat, the hat is generally turned one-hundred and eighty degrees in the oppsite direction it was orginally in.

*Many dance steps they see as in position that commonly look like...someone drunk trying to dance.
John: Dude that chick is so hammered!

Jacob: Ya dude look at her doing the chicken dance to

Black Dog!

Jingle:I think She is suffering From AID's.

Heimerschmitt:poor girl.
AID's by Rockandrolljunkiie August 5, 2009

Happalaughagus 

A friend that laughs constantly or way too much.
Eric: Poo

Jeremy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLLMAOLMAOHAHAH(you get the idea-.-)

Eric: Happalaughagus much

Double-Star-Fucked 

when you make a mistake when typing and do the little *correcty thing, and then you fuck up again, and have to do the correction with two **
aw fcuk
fukc*
FUCK**
"this is a Double-Star-Fucked statement"

Head-phone Intestines 

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines
Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines

Tampoodle 

when a poodle is so damn fluffy, it can mistaken for a large walking tampon
Have you seen sherrie's dog?

Yeah it totally looks like a Tampoodle
Tampoodle by Rockandrolljunkiie February 13, 2009

Fag-Noodle 

A name for a particularly long and floppy penis belonging to a gay male
Sean Seams is such a Fag-Noodle
Fag-Noodle by Rockandrolljunkiie February 13, 2009