Thought-Constipation

Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming
Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation
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Cock-Fail

When a male is unable To attain an erection, it is known as a Cock-Fail
Poor Eric, he had a Cock-Fail With Chelsea Last night...twice
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Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman
Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey
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Happalaughagus

A friend that laughs constantly or way too much.
Eric: Poo

Jeremy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLLMAOLMAOHAHAH(you get the idea-.-)

Eric: Happalaughagus much
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Head-phone Intestines

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines
Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines
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Fag-Lump

When a male has oral sex with another male and recieves a canker sore afterwards, it is known as a "Fag-Lump"
When Sean Blew Micheal Baumgartner, he got such a big Fag-Lump that it popped in his mouth and almost filled with jizz...again
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Vagina-Cat

When one has pubes sooo soft, one could mistake them for a kittens fur
Ellen Davis has a Vagina-Cat, its sooo soft
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