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intensicles 

adj. 1:Used to describe something: an event, problem, situation, etc. that is as big as the speaker's balls.

2: Anything that bears intense properties.

3: An intense event or object that smells like sperm.
Surfer Dude A: Yo that wave was like 20 feet tall!

Surfer Dude B: Yeah totally intensicles!

Sufer Dude A: Righteous... I do smell that.
intensicles by Frank the Giraffe February 15, 2010
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"x" intensifies

Used to describe the "growing happiness/greed" of X entity.
Example:
"When my jewish friend smells a stash of coins" -> "***Nose intensifies***"
Fedora guy: "***Tipping intensifies***"

//According to Google Trends, it was first searched for "intesifies meme" in November 2012
"x" intensifies by STFUNIGGA August 18, 2019

Intesticles 

When you wreck your balls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the intesticles.
"This patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the intesticle separation surgery immediately."

"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"
Intesticles by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013

Femboi Intensifies

A Femboi Hobby is Stalking people and judging them and give negative opinions about a person's look and so on.
A Very Ungrateful human biological born a Male but wish she was born a Korean Weebo Female instead wrongHole
Will never say thank you but always say fuck you.
Friend:Hey are you triggering the femboi again?
Me:Nah He Trigger himself aredy he's screaming internally Femboi Intensifies
Femboi Intensifies by ScarletVictoria November 10, 2020

"x" intensifies

Used to describe the "growing intensity " of "X" entity, generally after or in reaction to an event/picture.
Example:
+"Insert Fedora guy meme here"
-"Lady appears in meme"
PIC: Fedora guy: "***Tipping intensifies***"
"x" intensifies by STFUNIGGA August 18, 2019

Intesticles 

A combination of intense and testicles, which means to have a level of extreme untouchable extremeness that cannot be expressed by either of the words intense or testicles.
Guy A "I just got anal with 5 different girls all at the same time!"
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."
Intesticles by Dr. mcjesus100 March 27, 2010

Intensifoes 

When shit gets real between you and your enemies, best used than intensifies
"Flippin' eck mate, you mothafucka shouldn't be 'ere in tis joint, you frick lord" says random enemy
"O shit, Insults Intensifoes" says random guy
Intensifoes by Jason Free June 29, 2016
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