Infecticles

Infected Testicles after surgery

Scott had a vasectomy and now he has a pair of infecticles

by IT_CROWD May 12, 2015

Intesticles

When you wreck your balls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the intesticles.

"This patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the intesticle separation surgery immediately."

"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"

by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013

Infertiles

These are all your friends that don't have kids yet or have chosen to never have kids.

They only invited the infertiles over to the house warming at their new house because they didn't want it trashed by kids.

by rocketrex May 10, 2010

Investicles

Having the balls to put all your money into an investment that will either make you rich or make you bankrupt.

I cant believe Keith put his life savings into that potato-sculpture company! The man must have investicles the size of coconuts!

by jeffrjohn February 13, 2007

infesticles

Testicles infested with anything.

<Pudged> Oh my dog! I have infesticles!
<LampShade> What from?!
<Pudged> Worms, lice, cancer and little green space men!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

Intesticles

A combination of intense and testicles, which means to have a level of extreme untouchable extremeness that cannot be expressed by either of the words intense or testicles.

Guy A "I just got anal with 5 different girls all at the same time!"
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."

by Dr. mcjesus100 March 27, 2010

Investicles

What someone has when they make risky investments.

Bob is a dick on the golf course, but he's got real investicles.

by Shawarma123456765432 January 28, 2010