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instatwit

Of or related to a person who vacates the real world and is so enthralled in the virtual worlds of social networks, such as Instagram and Twitter, that human decency is replaced with crude ignorance and absence of reality.
Since joining Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, we never see Tom! Worse, h e’s become an Instatwit online!
by rbrice June 29, 2022
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InstaThot

Girls on instagram who are known simply for one thing: showing off their body on instagram. They like to refer to themselves as models.
Daquan: "Yo fam this fine ass girl just slid in my DMs"

Melvin: "That's lit, she a InstaThot though"
by enktulsCLAMS September 20, 2016
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Instawet

Anything that gets girls instantly wet such as having a nice car, money , a big house, jewelry.
She got instawet as soon as she saw my new bmw.
by JstblznHD September 8, 2009
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InstaBitch

A person on Instagram who is only interested in their own follower gain. Usually narcissistic teenage girls who secretly think they'll be the next Kylie Jenner.
Jane: I'm gonna follow this fake whore so she'll follow me, then I'll unfollow her and hope that dumb bitch doesn't find out.

Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
by YoungRichGod April 14, 2016
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InstaWin

Hey man! that game is InstaWin!
by Tom (Lt Weulf) October 5, 2008
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instatute

A combination of the word instagram and prostitue, aka instagram prostitutes.
dude, how is this chick on instagram in so many different countries every month?

that's easy man, she's just an instatute.
by Crothyk December 2, 2019
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InstaWife

A new girlfriend who instantly exhibits wifey characteristics, first taking aim at removing the shit in your apartment that she doesn't like, followed by moving her own girly shit into your apartment, and culminating in getting her own spare key so she can move in with you rent free - all without your approval or positive reinforcement.
Mang, Marquis got a InstaWife at his crib yo. She already got her mail bein sent there and they only been together a week!
by thequietsun September 16, 2011
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