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InstaThot 

Girls on instagram who are known simply for one thing: showing off their body on instagram. They like to refer to themselves as models.
Daquan: "Yo fam this fine ass girl just slid in my DMs"

Melvin: "That's lit, she a InstaThot though"
InstaThot by enktulsCLAMS September 20, 2016

Instawet 

Anything that gets girls instantly wet such as having a nice car, money , a big house, jewelry.
She got instawet as soon as she saw my new bmw.
Instawet by JstblznHD September 8, 2009

InstaBitch

A person on Instagram who is only interested in their own follower gain. Usually narcissistic teenage girls who secretly think they'll be the next Kylie Jenner.
Jane: I'm gonna follow this fake whore so she'll follow me, then I'll unfollow her and hope that dumb bitch doesn't find out.

Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
InstaBitch by YoungRichGod April 14, 2016

InstaWin 

Hey man! that game is InstaWin!
InstaWin by Tom (Lt Weulf) October 5, 2008

instatute 

A combination of the word instagram and prostitue, aka instagram prostitutes.
dude, how is this chick on instagram in so many different countries every month?

that's easy man, she's just an instatute.
instatute by Crothyk December 2, 2019

InstaWife 

A new girlfriend who instantly exhibits wifey characteristics, first taking aim at removing the shit in your apartment that she doesn't like, followed by moving her own girly shit into your apartment, and culminating in getting her own spare key so she can move in with you rent free - all without your approval or positive reinforcement.
Mang, Marquis got a InstaWife at his crib yo. She already got her mail bein sent there and they only been together a week!
InstaWife by thequietsun September 16, 2011