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InstaBitch

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A person on Instagram who is only interested in their own follower gain. Usually narcissistic teenage girls who secretly think they'll be the next Kylie Jenner.
Jane: I'm gonna follow this fake whore so she'll follow me, then I'll unfollow her and hope that dumb bitch doesn't find out.

Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
InstaBitch by YoungRichGod April 14, 2016
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Instabitch

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Low T millennial whose sole function in life is to facilitate his girlfriend's Instagram feed by taking photos and placing himself in precarious positions to get that perfect shot. Never appears in her feed.
Is Tyler banging Morgan? No, he's just her Instabitch.
Instabitch by Rudeboy Johnny June 4, 2019

Instabitch

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A girl who posts on social media about her life problems to her 1000 followers that don't give a shit.
Damn. This girl keeps spamming my page with her problems. What an instabitch.
Instabitch by The professa October 28, 2014

instabitch

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a bi-polar person when they get angry. they go from instacalm to instabitch
look at that bi-polar guy over there hes such an instabitch
instabitch by dora tree April 8, 2009

instabitch

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A man who walks around following his woman with her phone taking photos of her for instagram.
No Dean, that's not the right angle.

Oh bro, Dean is definitely her instabitch.
instabitch by tredge June 29, 2019

INSTABITCH

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A basic B influencer on social media wearing trendy sweatsuits and drinking from iced Starbucks or a Stanley cup that are overly thirsty for attention and phishing for likes.
I'm tired of seeing all these instabitches on my feed all the time.

instantchess 

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Instantchess.com is a website dedicated to the game of chess. The website provides a relaxed environment for casual chess play via flash interface. There are currently over 2300+ premium members and numerous unregistered members.
Among its features, the website also allows users (premium players) to create there or team either for casual chess play (via forum) or to compete in team tournaments. For you do not wish to join a team you can still participate in individual tournaments.
There is currently only two translations of the site English and Russian. However with its vas popularity the site may add more languages upon demand.
I go to instantchess to play chess online!
instantchess by K, June 22, 2008
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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