instashits

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

by Matt April 10, 2004

instaship

When you like each other's pictures on IG but don't talk in real life.. Instaship

Your IG crush.. "Instaship"

by King_David_IV March 4, 2014

instashit

One of those shits where you need to go instantly

“Bro, i just had an instashit, must’ve been that curry i had last night.”

by adamyehhh December 26, 2018

instathots

A Thot that is consistent or always showing love on instagram

Mike: Aye you john follow this sexy ass girl?
*shows picture*
John: hell yeah she a instathots

by Stylinout6 January 4, 2014

Instashit

When some serious shit goes down instantly

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and her mom walked in causing instashit

by Gootintag April 2, 2010

Instasatisfacjoyapppines

Something of the utmost excellence. Usually associated with an amazing product, or past co-workers that have an amazing get rich scheme who is known to be quite the most BAMF around. It is a conbination of Instant, statisfaction, joy, and happiness.

Kahla, the McTurkey I had last night was Instasatisfacjoyapppines, no other word can begin to describe it.

by Ahovne011 September 1, 2011

Instashit

When you eat a certain food and it immediatly causes a bowel movement.

Today I ate Indian and had an instashit moment prior to leaving the resturant.

by Storm119 June 8, 2018