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instashits 

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.
Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.
instashits by Matt April 10, 2004
Words you can keep

instaship 

When you like each other's pictures on IG but don't talk in real life.. Instaship
Your IG crush.. "Instaship"
instaship by King_David_IV March 4, 2014

instashit 

One of those shits where you need to go instantly
“Bro, i just had an instashit, must’ve been that curry i had last night.”
instashit by adamyehhh December 26, 2018

instathots 

A Thot that is consistent or always showing love on instagram
Mike: Aye you john follow this sexy ass girl?
*shows picture*
John: hell yeah she a instathots
instathots by Stylinout6 January 4, 2014

Instashit 

When some serious shit goes down instantly
I was having sex with my girlfriend, and her mom walked in causing instashit
Instashit by Gootintag April 2, 2010

Instasatisfacjoyapppines 

Something of the utmost excellence. Usually associated with an amazing product, or past co-workers that have an amazing get rich scheme who is known to be quite the most BAMF around. It is a conbination of Instant, statisfaction, joy, and happiness.
Kahla, the McTurkey I had last night was Instasatisfacjoyapppines, no other word can begin to describe it.
Instasatisfacjoyapppines by Ahovne011 September 1, 2011

Instashit 

When you eat a certain food and it immediatly causes a bowel movement.
Today I ate Indian and had an instashit moment prior to leaving the resturant.
Instashit by Storm119 June 8, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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