instashits 

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

instashits by Matt April 10, 2004

instaship 

When you like each other's pictures on IG but don't talk in real life.. Instaship

Your IG crush.. "Instaship"

instaship by King_David_IV March 4, 2014

instashit 

One of those shits where you need to go instantly

“Bro, i just had an instashit, must’ve been that curry i had last night.”

instashit by adamyehhh December 26, 2018

instathots 

A Thot that is consistent or always showing love on instagram

Mike: Aye you john follow this sexy ass girl?
*shows picture*
John: hell yeah she a instathots

instathots by Stylinout6 January 4, 2014

Instashit 

When some serious shit goes down instantly

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and her mom walked in causing instashit

Instashit by Gootintag April 2, 2010

Instasatisfacjoyapppines 

Something of the utmost excellence. Usually associated with an amazing product, or past co-workers that have an amazing get rich scheme who is known to be quite the most BAMF around. It is a conbination of Instant, statisfaction, joy, and happiness.

Kahla, the McTurkey I had last night was Instasatisfacjoyapppines, no other word can begin to describe it.

Instasatisfacjoyapppines by Ahovne011 September 1, 2011

Instashit 

When you eat a certain food and it immediatly causes a bowel movement.

Today I ate Indian and had an instashit moment prior to leaving the resturant.

Instashit by Storm119 June 8, 2018