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InstaWin 

Instant Win, To win instantly
Hey man! that game is InstaWin!
InstaWin by Tom (Lt Weulf) October 5, 2008
Words you can keep
Apparent misspelling of the word 'insane'.

Originates from the "How is babby formed" Flash cartoon of 2 cavemen discussing how babies are formed.
The cartoon got it's 'text' from a Yahoo Question.

"How is babby formed?
how is babby formed?
how girl get pregnant?

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots"
instain by Wir March 6, 2008

InstaWife 

A new girlfriend who instantly exhibits wifey characteristics, first taking aim at removing the shit in your apartment that she doesn't like, followed by moving her own girly shit into your apartment, and culminating in getting her own spare key so she can move in with you rent free - all without your approval or positive reinforcement.
Mang, Marquis got a InstaWife at his crib yo. She already got her mail bein sent there and they only been together a week!
InstaWife by thequietsun September 16, 2011

Instawank 

Masturbating over girls pictures on instagram, mostly over celebrities
Joe: Hey John, i had such a good instawank yesterday

John: Oh yeah me too, I was beating my meat so hard over that emily girls pictures
Instawank by MrDinosawrus May 24, 2013

instafinger 

When a persons finger or thumb start to cramp or twitch,

Finger twitching may seem alarming, Many cases are the result of stress, anxiety, or muscle strain, or social media

Finger twitching and muscle spasms may be more prevalent now than ever because texting and gaming are such popular activities.

While most cases finger twitching is mild, some instances may be an indication of a serious nerve condition or movement disorde
I have been diagnosed with a condition called instafinger...

InstaIndecison

noun.
inability to decide between filters on Instagram.

Coined by Amanda Fuller.
He just sat there perplexed with InstaIndecison trying to decide which filter made his food look best.
InstaIndecison by ccxxii December 13, 2012

Instawank 

when you wank over someones insta account because the wifi blocks porn
James: i just did an instawank over Chelsea's fat arse
Instawank by SouLessGingER666 July 29, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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