InstaWife

A new girlfriend who instantly exhibits wifey characteristics, first taking aim at removing the shit in your apartment that she doesn't like, followed by moving her own girly shit into your apartment, and culminating in getting her own spare key so she can move in with you rent free - all without your approval or positive reinforcement.

Mang, Marquis got a InstaWife at his crib yo. She already got her mail bein sent there and they only been together a week!

by thequietsun September 16, 2011

InStrife

1) A hardcore message board that harbors little to no hardcore fans.

2) Hardcore at its best.

3) A head-on collision of the awesome and the sub-par.

Fuck dude, it's Friday night. I've got beer. Let's hit up instrife.com/board.

by InStrife August 30, 2005

InstaWin

Instant Win, To win instantly

Hey man! that game is InstaWin!

by Tom (Lt Weulf) October 5, 2008

instalike

When you see a status on Facebook, and you like it within one minute of its posting. Can be conjoined with megalike to form the megainstalike.

John Doe - I like pooping.
Jane Doe - omg hahah *instalike*

by poobicus October 26, 2010

Instafied

To be vaporized or disintegrated immediately.

The man was instafied the second he fell in the lava.

by Jonathan Kinney April 7, 2008

instafire

Instafire: To be fired instantly. An immediate, without question, brutal firing. to be fired or to fire someone in an instant.

If Alan does not stop emailing me stupid crap, my boss is going to have instafire me.

Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire

by Mattsolit February 24, 2006

instaswipe

A god awful 'compatible match' that Tinder provides to be instantly swiped left.

Instaswipe that dumpster fire before her face breaks your phone!

by Ray Rice Elevator Pitch October 4, 2015