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InstaWife 

A new girlfriend who instantly exhibits wifey characteristics, first taking aim at removing the shit in your apartment that she doesn't like, followed by moving her own girly shit into your apartment, and culminating in getting her own spare key so she can move in with you rent free - all without your approval or positive reinforcement.
Mang, Marquis got a InstaWife at his crib yo. She already got her mail bein sent there and they only been together a week!
InstaWife by thequietsun September 16, 2011
Words you can keep

InStrife 

1) A hardcore message board that harbors little to no hardcore fans.

2) Hardcore at its best.

3) A head-on collision of the awesome and the sub-par.
Fuck dude, it's Friday night. I've got beer. Let's hit up instrife.com/board.
InStrife by InStrife August 30, 2005

InstaWin 

Instant Win, To win instantly
Hey man! that game is InstaWin!
InstaWin by Tom (Lt Weulf) October 5, 2008

instalike 

When you see a status on Facebook, and you like it within one minute of its posting. Can be conjoined with megalike to form the megainstalike.
John Doe - I like pooping.
Jane Doe - omg hahah *instalike*
instalike by poobicus October 26, 2010
The man was instafied the second he fell in the lava.
Instafied by Jonathan Kinney April 7, 2008

instafire 

Instafire: To be fired instantly. An immediate, without question, brutal firing. to be fired or to fire someone in an instant.
If Alan does not stop emailing me stupid crap, my boss is going to have instafire me.

Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire
instafire by Mattsolit February 24, 2006

instaswipe

A god awful 'compatible match' that Tinder provides to be instantly swiped left.
Instaswipe that dumpster fire before her face breaks your phone!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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