Instawitch
Someone who calls themselves a witch but the only knowledge they have gained came from Instagram. Frequently gullible and easily upset.
Instawitch by Kalikisses January 21, 2020
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InstaBitch
A person on Instagram who is only interested in their own follower gain. Usually narcissistic teenage girls who secretly think they'll be the next Kylie Jenner.
Jane: I'm gonna follow this fake whore so she'll follow me, then I'll unfollow her and hope that dumb bitch doesn't find out.
Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
InstaBitch by YoungRichGod April 14, 2016
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Instabitch
Low T millennial whose sole function in life is to facilitate his girlfriend's Instagram feed by taking photos and placing himself in precarious positions to get that perfect shot. Never appears in her feed.
Instabitch by Rudeboy Johnny June 4, 2019
instantchess
Instantchess.com is a website dedicated to the game of chess. The website provides a relaxed environment for casual chess play via flash interface. There are currently over 2300+ premium members and numerous unregistered members.
Among its features, the website also allows users (premium players) to create there or team either for casual chess play (via forum) or to compete in team tournaments. For you do not wish to join a team you can still participate in individual tournaments.
There is currently only two translations of the site English and Russian. However with its vas popularity the site may add more languages upon demand.
Among its features, the website also allows users (premium players) to create there or team either for casual chess play (via forum) or to compete in team tournaments. For you do not wish to join a team you can still participate in individual tournaments.
There is currently only two translations of the site English and Russian. However with its vas popularity the site may add more languages upon demand.
instantchess by K, June 22, 2008
Instabitch
A girl who posts on social media about her life problems to her 1000 followers that don't give a shit.
Instabitch by The professa October 28, 2014
Instabitching
Ellen: Just ate birthday cake with my friends! So yummy :D
Natalia: OMG, you had birthday cake?! Why didn't you invite me to your party?! You're so mean! I hate you!
Ellen: Jeez Natalia, stop instabitching on all my posts.
Natalia: OMG, you had birthday cake?! Why didn't you invite me to your party?! You're so mean! I hate you!
Ellen: Jeez Natalia, stop instabitching on all my posts.
Instabitching by )_Me_( February 3, 2013
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instabitch by dora tree April 8, 2009
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