instaspy

Name: instaspy Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Noun - Someone who occasionally watches you by going to your profile to see if you have any new photos. Someone can be called an instaspy if they like your somewhat recent photos after an extended time has passed in which your photo no longer appears in the feed, meaning that they saw it on your profile.

Verb - The act of repeatedly going on a person's profile to see if they have any new pictures. The liking of photos may occur but is not necessary.

"Whatshisname is such an instaspy. I put this photo up 2 weeks ago and he's just liking it."

instaspy by Espeonage December 13, 2013

Get the instaspy mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Instaspiffy

When you get a blowjob and when you finish they swallow but also use their mouth to wipe down the rest of your dick so you’re “clean” afterwards

bro last night Tiffany gave me the instaspiffy, made my dick tingle

Instaspiffy by LilMac69 March 28, 2022

Get the Instaspiffy mug.

Related Words

instaspy • Instaspam • Instaspamming • Instaspank • Instaspiffy • instasplooge • Instaspluge • Instaspotting • insta-spectacular

Instaspank

Pounding your meat to random Instagram pics.

I couldn’t find any porn that was working for me today so I decided to instaspank instead.

When I’m at work I just instaspank. I can’t look for porn on the company network.

Instaspank by Eaton Holgoode April 1, 2018

Get the Instaspank mug.

Instaspluge

The act of instantaneously ejaculating upon seeing an attractive women and or gender one is attracted to.

I saw this apple-bottom babe in yoga pants and boom... instaspluge!

Instaspluge by thecouncilofelders November 7, 2012

Get the Instaspluge mug.

Instaspam

The posting of large numbers of instagram photos one after the other and clogging up the feed

Ralph: Man that dude Mark has just posted 16 photos of his cat.

Lauren: Damn I hate instaspam

Instaspam by DrBob57 January 19, 2013

Get the Instaspam mug.

Instaspotting

Hobby. Seeking and venturing to aesthetically pleasing locations for taking Instagram pictures.

Lauren and Brianna are free this weekend, so we’ll probably go Instaspotting at this pumpkin patch!

Instaspotting by GreentheQueen March 29, 2021

Get the Instaspotting mug.

instasplooge

Something so awesome that it upsets your body's natural order and makes you splooge instantaneously.

Ex #1
Vicks: Check out my new guitar man isn't it killer?
Wedge: Ya man, I instasplooged when I saw it.

Ex #2
Vicks: That girl I was with last night was so hot! I instaslpooged as soon as I got inside her!

instasplooge by Erin Scott April 4, 2008

Get the instasplooge mug.

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Get the leafers mug.

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

Get the Respectfully mug.

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

Get the You met me at a very Chinese time in my life mug.

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Get the crunchy mug.

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

Get the Galantir mug.

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Get the murderhobo mug.