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Instaspluge
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The
act
of instantaneously ejaculating upon seeing an
attractive
women and or
gender
one is attracted to.
I saw this
apple
-
bottom
babe in yoga
pants
and boom... instaspluge!
Instaspluge
by
thecouncilofelders
November 7, 2012
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