Hobby

Something you like to do and regard as a proud.

(Wrong)
Tom, what is your hobby?
Nose picking.
......

(Right)
Tom, what is your hobby?
Inventing, I am recently making a nose-picking machine, NP-18.1, which not only picks my nose, but also gives it massage and physical therapy, when I dont pick my nose, it works as an ipod.
Cool.

by Chinesewoman May 1, 2008

Hobby

The patronizing of prostitutes.

He went to Argentina for his Hobby.

by Joe Coalman October 20, 2008

Hobby

An activity that require to spend lots of money you don't have to do things you don't need to do.

HAM: Dude, check this brand new multi-band transceiver I've got. I've paid just $999 for it! Isn't that great?
non-HAM: Man, what for?!
HAM: well... you know... it's my hobby, duh.

by InnerBushman September 13, 2009

Hobby

An activity you perform which is not working or sleeping.

"Do you have a hobby, Jane?"

"I enjoy painting Russian dolls and dissolving cadavers in my basement."

by James Butlerino March 13, 2013

Hobby

A random thing that you do in your spare time and it has nothing to do with the rest of your life.

Something that is senseless.

A thing that nobody except for you gives a shit about.

Jimmy's hobby is to collect stamps.
Yeah you guessed it he's a fag.

by Blah blah bLack shEe October 15, 2011

Hobby

Something you searched on here because you need to get one.

Bro I searched up what hobby means on urban dictionary and I don't even know why
Because you need one, bro

by Jome Alma February 24, 2020

The Hobby

The patronizing of as many escorts as possible in a given locality. Following the experience the hobbyist reports his "review" of the prostitute on a blog or bulletin board known as a review board. Often times the escorts are found on the review board's own advertising section or off of Craigs****

Example of what a pooner in "The Hobby" would write after seeing an escort
LOCATION: *******
DATE: July 2009
NAME: HOLLYBRUNETTE
INCALL/OUTCALL: Incall
INCALL CLEANLINESS: Very clean
AGENCY OR INDY: Indy
ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes, but she is better looking than her pics
AGE: 18
PERSONALITY: Very friendly
RACE: Caucasian
BODY TYPE: Beautiful sexy figure, not skinny, perfectly proportioned
WEIGHT: 135
HEIGHT: 5.7"
BUST: Full young and bouncy C's
WAIST: thin
HIPS: nice curves
HAIR: brown
EYES: green
FEET: two
SKIN TONE: tan
TRIMMING: shaved
TATTOOS: one on hip
SCARS: none
PIERCINGS: stomach
CLOTHES: casual summer sexy
GLASSES: none
MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS?: OMG yes
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: very, very high
MULTIPLE CUPS?: many for her, just one for me
ACCEPTS FRENCH: she will soak your face in pussy juice
SMOKES: nope
DRINKS: not in front of me
KISSING TECHNIQUE: kisses like you are her only lover
FRENCH: cbj, her only drawback
GREEK: no
RUSSIAN: didn't ask but has the equipment
DONTS: anything uncovered, greek
WEBSITE:

SCREENING PROCESS: I show her my dick and she shows me her titty in the car in the parking garage
EMAIL: holly_*******@yahoo.com
PHONE: ***-259-****
RATES: $.5 hh, $$ h
RECOMMEND: Absofuckinglutely!
REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?) Absofuckinglutely!

by horneyboy August 9, 2009