Instaspluge

The act of instantaneously ejaculating upon seeing an attractive women and or gender one is attracted to.

I saw this apple-bottom babe in yoga pants and boom... instaspluge!

Instaspluge by thecouncilofelders November 7, 2012

instasplooge 

Something so awesome that it upsets your body's natural order and makes you splooge instantaneously.

Ex #1
Vicks: Check out my new guitar man isn't it killer?
Wedge: Ya man, I instasplooged when I saw it.

Ex #2
Vicks: That girl I was with last night was so hot! I instaslpooged as soon as I got inside her!

instasplooge by Erin Scott April 4, 2008