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instagramming 

To jack off to someone's pictures on Instagram
I was Instagramming to that chick's pics last night
Words you can keep

instajamming 

When you're on Instagram and listening to the best songs in the world.
"Bruh, last night I was Instajamming, Gas Pedal on, Bang Bang next, and I'm just scrolling through pics on Ig."
instajamming by GenuineGenius October 17, 2014

Instagrammie 

A trendy grandmother who has a lot of cool pictures of her grandchild(ren). Derived from "grammie" informal for "grandmother" and popular photography app Instagram.
Terri has a really cute granddaughter and such cute pics of the two of them together. She's a cool Instagrammie.
Instagrammie by Surfingprincess October 7, 2012

instagramping 

a style of camping that is more about creating Instagram photos than being outdoors. Usually identified by carefully curated campsites featuring vintage-looking gear and clothing, expensive cameras and attractive and unrealistically clean people.
Guys, I just bought a new Poler Stuff tent, want to go Instagramping in Big Sur this weekend?
instagramping by highonF4i January 8, 2019

Instaspamming 

To post many photos on Instagram at a time.
Sheila is instaspamming me, when I signed in on Instagram saw only her face...50 times.
Instaspamming by BrookeDania5 October 1, 2012

Selfish-Instagraming 

When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.
Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such

selfish-instagraming?”
Selfish-Instagraming by Tompikapp January 28, 2019

Instalkgramming 

Sheila was so obsessed with her ex, the server logs showed her Instalkgramming him for fourteen solid days.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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