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Instamazing

Adjective:

Instamazing is formed by combining "Instantly" and "Amazing." It is used to describe something that is amazing right from the beginning. For example, when a beginner starts out at an expert level, he may be described as "instamazing."
1) Did you see that? It's Gordon's first day snowboarding, and he just did a misty flip! He's instamazing!

2) Everyone already loves the 2011 Camaro. It's not even out yet, but it's instamazing!
Instamazing by Jacob Ames January 9, 2008

instagramping 

a style of camping that is more about creating Instagram photos than being outdoors. Usually identified by carefully curated campsites featuring vintage-looking gear and clothing, expensive cameras and attractive and unrealistically clean people.
Guys, I just bought a new Poler Stuff tent, want to go Instagramping in Big Sur this weekend?
instagramping by highonF4i January 8, 2019

instagramming 

To jack off to someone's pictures on Instagram
I was Instagramming to that chick's pics last night

Instagrain 

When a picture is reposted over and over, each with different filters, until the point comes where the quality of the picture is so poor that it is practically unrecognizable to the original.
Joe: What is this even meant to be? I can't even tell what I'm supposed to be looking at!
Chuck: I think it's one of those "cursed" spam posts. Looks like thirty people have taken a screenshot and filtered it. I'm not entirely sure. Instagrain, I'm telling you, man!
Joe: Well that sucks
Chuck: Ditto
Instagrain by gus gunderson October 9, 2014

Selfish-Instagraming 

When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.
“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such

selfish-instagraming?”
Selfish-Instagraming by Tompikapp January 28, 2019

Instagramination 

It is the art of delivery of instagram messages in paper firm via drone anywhere the imagination can go.
Using the art of instagramination I had a I love you note delivered to her during recess. She got the part in the play.
Instagramination by Jury of my peers September 9, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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