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Text Insemination 

Text insemination is the art of "inseminating" the phones of everyone in your cell phone contacts list with a generic text such as "Hey, what's up" or "How's it going?" for the purpose of simultaneously having as many texting conversations as possible with as many different people as possible.
Jesse wanted to communicate with all of his friends at once, so he decided to initiate text insemination.

Marine by insemination 

Someone {usually a female} who thinks she has intimate knowledge of the Marine Corps or is a Marine because she has fucked one, is fucking one or married one.
person 1: So Ellie's profile shows she was in the Marine Corps from 1970 - 1990 and that she's a Master Sergeant.

person 2: Nah. That's her previous husbands military information and her new husbands rank. She just thinks she's a Marine by insemination.

insemination 

The act of ejaculating in a woman to get her pregnant.
My insemination on Jane last night was a success. She is definitely pregnant.
insemination by NumericSpy18 December 3, 2017

Artifistal Insemination 

An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.
John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood
Artifistal Insemination by shame-us October 18, 2008

The Stavros Insemination Inception 

7 gay men are needed to pull off the Stavros Insemination Inception. Person 1 props himself in pile driver position whilst persons 2,3 and 4 all shit into his gaping asshole whilst recieving blowjobs from persons 5,6 and 7. When the reach climax and are ready to ejaculate, persons 2,3 and 4 deposit their creamy load on top of all three shits in person 1's asshole.
Were you at the party last night? I got really horny watching the Stavros Insemination Inception in the bathroom.

artificial insemination 

One more step in the Feminist movement's plan to eliminate the male gender.
Women already say they don't need men to be happy, artificial insemination means they don't need them to procreate either.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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