intomidation

The act of Tom Cruise using his million watt smile, cunning nature, and Ray Ban sunglasses to make you literally piss your pants.

Oprah experienced intomidation when Tom Cruise jumped repeatedly on her couch.

"I'm definitely intomidated by my husband," stated Katie Holmes.

by TomVictim136 August 21, 2010

Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

by JC Swaggg November 25, 2012

Intimidating

intimidating is a adjective that represents the act when someone is scary or has the ‘don’t mess with me’ vibe

Alex: -He was staring me dead in the eyes and he was around 7’5, he was so creepy, man...
George: -He was so intimidating...

by one_normal_person October 1, 2019

voter intimidation

When you go to vote and a hate group like Black Panthers is standing outside the door with military year on.

Philadelphia had several cases of voter intimidation during the 2012 presidential election. There were also suspicions of voter fraud since every single vote cast in the city was for Obama.

by n'easterner June 9, 2014

Intoxicationship

A relationship, usually hooking up, that only occurs when both parties are drunk.

She wanted to get more serious, but I told her I liked our intoxicationship.

by Rowdy Ryan May 29, 2009

Anal intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.

"Hey I just did some anal intoxication and got really drunk during school!" "You have a problem you sick bitch."

by Screechingmu March 6, 2008

premature intoxication

Getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks

Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.

by 2dguy December 9, 2008