Ingemination 

When a woman uses a gem instead of a butt plug

"Bro, Shelia went through some real ingemination last night."

Ingemination by airdecomissioner September 15, 2024

Text Insemination 

Text insemination is the art of "inseminating" the phones of everyone in your cell phone contacts list with a generic text such as "Hey, what's up" or "How's it going?" for the purpose of simultaneously having as many texting conversations as possible with as many different people as possible.

Jesse wanted to communicate with all of his friends at once, so he decided to initiate text insemination.

Text Insemination by Solid Boomstick June 24, 2009

Marine by insemination 

Someone {usually a female} who thinks she has intimate knowledge of the Marine Corps or is a Marine because she has fucked one, is fucking one or married one.

person 1: So Ellie's profile shows she was in the Marine Corps from 1970 - 1990 and that she's a Master Sergeant.

person 2: Nah. That's her previous husbands military information and her new husbands rank. She just thinks she's a Marine by insemination.

Marine by insemination by angel carter July 2, 2011

insemination 

The act of ejaculating in a woman to get her pregnant.

My insemination on Jane last night was a success. She is definitely pregnant.

insemination by NumericSpy18 December 3, 2017

Artifistal Insemination 

An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.

John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood

Artifistal Insemination by shame-us October 18, 2008

The Stavros Insemination Inception 

7 gay men are needed to pull off the Stavros Insemination Inception. Person 1 props himself in pile driver position whilst persons 2,3 and 4 all shit into his gaping asshole whilst recieving blowjobs from persons 5,6 and 7. When the reach climax and are ready to ejaculate, persons 2,3 and 4 deposit their creamy load on top of all three shits in person 1's asshole.

Were you at the party last night? I got really horny watching the Stavros Insemination Inception in the bathroom.

The Stavros Insemination Inception by Dj Stavros June 5, 2021

artificial insemination 

One more step in the Feminist movement's plan to eliminate the male gender.

Women already say they don't need men to be happy, artificial insemination means they don't need them to procreate either.

artificial insemination by quickly becoming useless October 19, 2003