incock 

an incompetentcock, a derogatory term form someone who's lacks any ability for the task they have been given and their actions has caused significant damage or embarrassment to someone associated with them.

I'm afraid madam your order was dealt with by an incock.

incock by Richard Stubbs December 16, 2008

Incocknito 

When you have to hide your boner, you're Incocknito.

I had to go Incocknito at the pool party yesterday.

Incocknito by icwish May 27, 2009

indock 

The sexual act of two men docking inside of a female. One man inserts his penis in the vagina while the other slides his penis into the woman's anus. Where the two penises touch, the uncircumcised male stretches his foreskin over the head of the other male's penis.

Matt likes to indock.

I heard that Elton John once indocked.

David Bowie is famous for indocking.

I'm bored. Do you care to indock?

indock by G.T. IV December 30, 2009

Incocknito Mode 

Going on Google Chrome or any browser that has a "no history recorded" mode, (called incognito mode on Chrome), and watching sexually explicit videos, usually to stop people from knowing that you've been watching it.

"I was watching porn on the family computer, so I had to go incocknito mode."

Incocknito Mode by DonkeyPunchQWERTY April 22, 2015

iCock 

A variety of cleverly so named dildos manufactured by Apple, which come in many colors, shapes and sizes. Not only does it vibrate it can also store and play itunes while masturbating. Earphones sold separately.

Steve Jobs just announced the new iCock today.

iCock by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010

incoco 

Crazy, insane, arbitrarily done; mentally strange

Man Chris, you incoco!

incoco by notcocoa January 4, 2013

iCock 

Penis which, when plugged into an appropriate connection, downloads within a few seconds

Bob: "Hi Jackie! Hear you got a shag off Colin last night. How was it?"

Jackie; "Bloody useless. He's got an iCock, so when he put it in he shot off straight away."

iCock by CAMRA man July 3, 2011