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Penis which, when plugged into an appropriate connection, downloads within a few seconds
Bob: "Hi Jackie! Hear you got a shag off Colin last night. How was it?"

Jackie; "Bloody useless. He's got an iCock, so when he put it in he shot off straight away."
iCock by CAMRA man July 3, 2011
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A person who drops all sense of public decency, consideration, and politeness, or pretends that nothing else is going on around him, because he is stuck in his own little world listening to his digital music player.
Ted Kennedy (with his enormous head) was annoyed at the iCock who stood in front of the door of the bus and would not let Ted by because he was listening to the Black Eyed Penises. The iCock would be sorry if Ted was driving the bus and they passed a lake.
iCock by John Heinz Kerry October 8, 2005
King Crimson's debut album, commonly considered to have invented the progressive rock genre.
Person: Do you like King Crimson's ICOCK album?
Another Person: Yeah, it's great. The best song on it is the title track, ICOCK.

Incocknito 

When you have to hide your boner, you're Incocknito.
I had to go Incocknito at the pool party yesterday.
Incocknito by icwish May 27, 2009

Incocknito Mode 

Going on Google Chrome or any browser that has a "no history recorded" mode, (called incognito mode on Chrome), and watching sexually explicit videos, usually to stop people from knowing that you've been watching it.
"I was watching porn on the family computer, so I had to go incocknito mode."
an incompetentcock, a derogatory term form someone who's lacks any ability for the task they have been given and their actions has caused significant damage or embarrassment to someone associated with them.
I'm afraid madam your order was dealt with by an incock.
incock by Richard Stubbs December 16, 2008