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The sexual act of two men docking inside of a female. One man inserts his penis in the vagina while the other slides his penis into the woman's anus. Where the two penises touch, the uncircumcised male stretches his foreskin over the head of the other male's penis.
Matt likes to indock.

I heard that Elton John once indocked.

David Bowie is famous for indocking.

I'm bored. Do you care to indock?
indock by G.T. IV December 30, 2009
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indoctrinated 

FACT: People can be indoctrinated by the news apparatus.
indoctrinated by LAkitty32 June 9, 2009

Indoctrication 

The process of ensuring generational stupidity through indoctrinating education in order to develop an easily herded, hive-minded, imbecilic Idiocracy.

(definition summitted by Cornelius Gotchberg)
It's not DickLess's fault he's a mouth breathing moron, Indoctrication from an early age did that.

indoctrinate 

To convince others to see things your way no matter what you have to do to get them to agree. Often by using threatening and false accusations against someone, something, or any idea that does not fit into the concept of how you personally think or feel it should be, for whatever reason you have, at any given time or moment.

Note- This does not guarantee the fact that some people that have an actual clue, will not see through your bullshit and total lies, AND call you out on it.

Fake people often do this, as it is essential for their survival.
I'm mad at you, and you won't do what I want you to do. So rather than admit my faults and try to fix things, I will make lies about you and spread them, to try to indoctrinate people against you, to make my own self look better and justify my actions.
indoctrinate by jfulldivajackett December 10, 2013

Incocknito 

When you have to hide your boner, you're Incocknito.
I had to go Incocknito at the pool party yesterday.
Incocknito by icwish May 27, 2009

indickgestion 

To penetrate a woman with your penis so deep she feels it in her stomach.

To insert a lengthy penis and/or object so far a woman's vagina or anal cavity that it induces pain to her stomach region.
His dick was so long I started getting indickgestion before I could cum.
indickgestion by Yeasty Hotdog July 30, 2010

Incocknito Mode 

Going on Google Chrome or any browser that has a "no history recorded" mode, (called incognito mode on Chrome), and watching sexually explicit videos, usually to stop people from knowing that you've been watching it.
"I was watching porn on the family computer, so I had to go incocknito mode."
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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