incockbeato 

When you open an incognito tab specifically to beat your meat.

I really needed to sling some ropes before bed so I opened up an incockbeato tab in chrome

incockbeato by The Fn Key December 1, 2018

Incockneato 

A homosexual individual who acts or pretends to act in a straight manner so as to be discreet with regards to their sexual orientation.

I never knew! He was totally incockneato!

Incockneato by An Incockneatus June 20, 2011