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Incocknito 

When someone sticks there penis in you but you don't know who it is
Julia said that someone went incocknito on her
Incocknito by IBLAZEBUGLES October 21, 2017

inCOCKnito 

The art of having a sly wank unnoticed by the surrounding public, ideally practised on public transport, shopping malls or places of authority. Aimed at the gender/animal of your choice.
Mummy why has that person gone red in the face? Ignore him Beatrice, I think he's incocknito
inCOCKnito by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

Incocknito 

Secretly and/or quietly having sex or doing things that are sexual
"Ewwww I can hear my parents having sex, they aren't very incocknito!"

"Oh my gosh I wanna make your babies, don't worry no one will know I'll be in cocknito"
Incocknito by Vagicianer February 5, 2014

Incocknito 

Secretly and/or quietly having sex or doing things that are sexual
"Dude that was gross I just heard my parents having sex they weren't very incocknito!"

"Hey we need to be incocknito so my wife doesn't find us!"

"Oh my gosh lets make each others babies, no one will know, I'll be incocknito!"
Incocknito by Vagicianer February 5, 2014

Incocknito Mode 

Going on Google Chrome or any browser that has a "no history recorded" mode, (called incognito mode on Chrome), and watching sexually explicit videos, usually to stop people from knowing that you've been watching it.
"I was watching porn on the family computer, so I had to go incocknito mode."

incognito mode

A mode in Google's new Chrome browser that does not record history, search entries or cookies to the user's computer. Downloaded files are still saved as normal.
"Dude, how do I discretely look at porn in Google Chrome?"
"Incognito mode man. Ctrl+Shift+N."
incognito mode by Professor R August 5, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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