Incockneato

A homosexual individual who acts or pretends to act in a straight manner so as to be discreet with regards to their sexual orientation.

I never knew! He was totally incockneato!

by An Incockneatus June 20, 2011

Incocknito

When you have to hide your boner, you're Incocknito.

I had to go Incocknito at the pool party yesterday.

by icwish May 27, 2009

Incocknito Mode

Going on Google Chrome or any browser that has a "no history recorded" mode, (called incognito mode on Chrome), and watching sexually explicit videos, usually to stop people from knowing that you've been watching it.

"I was watching porn on the family computer, so I had to go incocknito mode."

by DonkeyPunchQWERTY April 22, 2015

Incocknito

When someone sticks there penis in you but you don't know who it is

Julia said that someone went incocknito on her

by IBLAZEBUGLES October 21, 2017

inCOCKnito

The art of having a sly wank unnoticed by the surrounding public, ideally practised on public transport, shopping malls or places of authority. Aimed at the gender/animal of your choice.

Mummy why has that person gone red in the face? Ignore him Beatrice, I think he's incocknito

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

incockneedo

Incockneedo is for the urban commuter who doesn't want to dress like every day is race day. What he will do is wear the padded cycling shorts under his cargo shorts.

Noob Commuter " Man my ass is killing me today. I bought a new seat and everything, still no joy.

Commuter With Street Cred " Yeah son, you should be rolling, incockneedo" (raising shorts ever so slightly to reveal the ultra comfy chamois shorts)

by RiverCityCyclist July 21, 2009

incockbeato

When you open an incognito tab specifically to beat your meat.

I really needed to sling some ropes before bed so I opened up an incockbeato tab in chrome

by The Fn Key December 1, 2018