adj- the quality of being so absurdly attractive as to legitimately incite a desire to commit an incestuous act.
"Dude, you should really think about f'in your sister cause she is incestalicious!"
"Who could blame Jon Voight for thinking his daughter is incestalicious?"
"Oedipus was a sick bastard because no one thought Jocasta was incestalicious and he still f'ed her."
A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.
No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!
Like family game night but...
Those aren't dice in gramma's hands...
That's not a spinner in mom's hand...
and that's DEFENITELY not a penis you're inserting into your sisiter's vagina. Oh wait... yes it is.
Usually includes statutory rape and pedophillia.
"Can me and sis sleep over at the couisns, their momsaid we're gonna have a ALOT of fun.
This poetic melding of incentive and motivation was coined by John Howard, the Austraian Prim Minister, late last century, but failed to grip the national imagination.
It is now a bit of a joke, kind of like the Liberation of Iraq.
We need to create an system of incentivation where workers are rewarded for their loyalty.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.