incestigation

An incestigation is a sham investigation conducted by a government agency that has been thoroughly corrupted by the the company or entity it is looking into.

The FCC is conducting an incestigation into Verizon and AT&T rate hikes.

by Ontario Mike October 28, 2008

Incestigate

When a sibling detective squad hooks up with each other during or after an investigation.

After solving the Mystery of the mysterious mystery, The Hardy Boys went back to their place to Incestigate. All Night Long.

by androoxc November 02, 2009

incestigate

The act of passionately searching for phat loots for the game World of Warcraft.

What drops in that instance? I shall incestigate for the drops!

by MainTankRespectIt February 10, 2007

Incestigation

An investigation in regards to rumors of blood-related family members involved in sexual relations

We have conducted an incestigation to determine whether or not the rumors of you dating your sister were true or not.

by ByteMei November 18, 2019

Incestigator

A private investigator for incest.

Guy: “No!! Mister! I think my sister and brother are fucking!”
Incestigator: “Ah fuck, not again. I’m putting a bloody stop to this.”

by YTB - Yeah The Boys November 24, 2019

incestigator

An incestigator is often the role of a social worker who after conducting many “investigations” and lacks fulfillment in life, but has not been trained to use common sense, instigates and incites violent fantasies into the minds of young children, employing psychological tactics to elicit fraudulent responses and reactions in families.

Heather, a social worker for the county, is an incestigator because she cannot conduct an accurate investigation without concluding that some form of incest must have occurred.

by glitch3dabbe February 26, 2024

Incestigate

When a person checks out a blood relative and thinks, "man, I could totally bang them!"

The candidate incestigated his daughter and said he could date her if they were not related.

by MalevolentCreation July 26, 2018