Impromptune
This is the best song, every time I play it, I want to impromptune.
Did you hear the guy on the train impromptuning to Barbie Girl?
Did you hear the guy on the train impromptuning to Barbie Girl?
Impromptune by K-Bear June 5, 2015
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Imprompter
Used to describe what happens when the teleprompter goes blank while a speaker is reading from it, the words uttered after that are almost always improper.
Did you hear the imprompter words spoken by the president last night, I'll bet they fired the teleprompter operator immediately.
Imprompter by 2B+ September 7, 2013
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Impromptuvationalist
A lifestyle choice a person makes about how to live and behave, according to an attitude stemming from impromptu decision making. Decisions are made sporadically, without previous preparation or thought.
A state of being pure in each moment.
Going off of what "feels right" in a particular instance without planning- One remains unscripted, raw, unrehearsed.
No hesitation involved.
Living a lifestyle in extemporization.
It's also the perfect excuse for poor decision making; however, it will NOT have you exempt from pregnancy, or STD's-
Example:
(female) "Why didn't you wear a condom? What do you think you are, one of those impromptuvationalists?"
(male) "Actually, I am..."
(female) "Well, I'm a Catholic, so it looks like we're BOTH going to be parents."
A state of being pure in each moment.
Going off of what "feels right" in a particular instance without planning- One remains unscripted, raw, unrehearsed.
No hesitation involved.
Living a lifestyle in extemporization.
It's also the perfect excuse for poor decision making; however, it will NOT have you exempt from pregnancy, or STD's-
Example:
(female) "Why didn't you wear a condom? What do you think you are, one of those impromptuvationalists?"
(male) "Actually, I am..."
(female) "Well, I'm a Catholic, so it looks like we're BOTH going to be parents."
(Customer) "Excuse me, Miss? My first drink came with a lemon wedge, this second was served with a lime..."
(Server) "I thought you'd enjoy variety as the spice of life! I'm an impromptuvationalist, it just felt so right."
(Customer) "Oh, in that case- Surprise me on my third! I love what a good impromptuvationalist will throw my way! You must have such a free spirit."
(Server) "I thought you'd enjoy variety as the spice of life! I'm an impromptuvationalist, it just felt so right."
(Customer) "Oh, in that case- Surprise me on my third! I love what a good impromptuvationalist will throw my way! You must have such a free spirit."
Impromptuvationalist by EmilyaBear August 15, 2014
impromptofu
impromptofu by impromptofu November 24, 2015
impromptu
Something that is made up on the spot and given little time to gather and present. Usually referring to speeches that are given only a few minutes to prepare for.
I had to write an impromptu speech about Anal Cancer in 3 minutes without using the word 'ass' 'anus' 'shit' or 'hair'.
impromptu by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003
impromptpoo
An urgent and unexpected visit to the bathroom to do a number 2. Often accompanied by surprise at scope of delivery. Not recommended when at public events.
Eg before heading to a meeting with corporate colleagues " sorry i will meet you there, I need to do an impromptpoo"!
impromptpoo by Looatlus January 10, 2014
impromperaneous
That joke was so sudden, it was impromperaneous.
impromperaneous by Lutheran Pirate December 6, 2005
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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