Impromptune

To give in to the overwhelming desire to break into song while listening to your iPod.

This is the best song, every time I play it, I want to impromptune.

Did you hear the guy on the train impromptuning to Barbie Girl?

by K-Bear June 5, 2015

Imprompter

Used to describe what happens when the teleprompter goes blank while a speaker is reading from it, the words uttered after that are almost always improper.

Did you hear the imprompter words spoken by the president last night, I'll bet they fired the teleprompter operator immediately.

by 2B+ September 7, 2013

Impromptuvationalist

A lifestyle choice a person makes about how to live and behave, according to an attitude stemming from impromptu decision making. Decisions are made sporadically, without previous preparation or thought.

A state of being pure in each moment.
Going off of what "feels right" in a particular instance without planning- One remains unscripted, raw, unrehearsed.
No hesitation involved.

Living a lifestyle in extemporization.

It's also the perfect excuse for poor decision making; however, it will NOT have you exempt from pregnancy, or STD's-

Example:

(female) "Why didn't you wear a condom? What do you think you are, one of those impromptuvationalists?"
(male) "Actually, I am..."
(female) "Well, I'm a Catholic, so it looks like we're BOTH going to be parents."

(Customer) "Excuse me, Miss? My first drink came with a lemon wedge, this second was served with a lime..."
(Server) "I thought you'd enjoy variety as the spice of life! I'm an impromptuvationalist, it just felt so right."
(Customer) "Oh, in that case- Surprise me on my third! I love what a good impromptuvationalist will throw my way! You must have such a free spirit."

by EmilyaBear August 15, 2014

impromptofu

1. Tofu that's been offered without being planned, organized, or prepared.

Damn, a vegetarian came to the BBQ. Better serve him some impromptofu.

by impromptofu November 24, 2015

impromptu

Something that is made up on the spot and given little time to gather and present. Usually referring to speeches that are given only a few minutes to prepare for.

I had to write an impromptu speech about Anal Cancer in 3 minutes without using the word 'ass' 'anus' 'shit' or 'hair'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003

impromptpoo

An urgent and unexpected visit to the bathroom to do a number 2. Often accompanied by surprise at scope of delivery. Not recommended when at public events.

Eg before heading to a meeting with corporate colleagues " sorry i will meet you there, I need to do an impromptpoo"!

by Looatlus January 10, 2014

impromperaneous

adj: a term for something made up on the spot, a mixture of impromptu and extemporaneous

That joke was so sudden, it was impromperaneous.

by Lutheran Pirate December 6, 2005