impromptpoo

An urgent and unexpected visit to the bathroom to do a number 2. Often accompanied by surprise at scope of delivery. Not recommended when at public events.

Eg before heading to a meeting with corporate colleagues " sorry i will meet you there, I need to do an impromptpoo"!

by Looatlus January 10, 2014

impromptofu

1. Tofu that's been offered without being planned, organized, or prepared.

Damn, a vegetarian came to the BBQ. Better serve him some impromptofu.

by impromptofu November 24, 2015

Imprompoo

Noun
A poo that is unplanned and takes the person in question by surprise. Not to be confused with shit your pants; an Imprompoo is experienced whilst visiting the toilet for its conventional purpose.

ORIGIN
21st century
From 'Impromptu' (adjective & adverb) - done without being planned, organized, or rehearsed.

I just had a great imprompoo - totally unexpected!

by Failing Academic May 27, 2011

impromptwo

When you casually go to use the restroom and realize you are about to drop a massive number two.

“Sorry, I thought I just needed to pee but ended up having an impromptwo.”

by Shrek Froth June 27, 2021

Imprompoo

When you go to the bathroom to pee but end up taking a poo.

Sorry I was a bit long in the bathroom, I had an imprompoo

by A Leethal May 14, 2021

Impromptwo

When you casually go to use the restroom and realize you are about to drop a massive number two.

“Sorry, I went to the restroom to take a pee but ended up having an impromptwo.”

by Shrek Froth June 27, 2021

Imprompoop

An impromptu poop. An imprompoop usually takes place when you expect it least, like when you’re on a date after eating Mexican food.

Dude: *grunts while in the car and makes a constipated face*

Girl: are you ok?

Dude: It just hit me like a rock. We have to leave now, gotta make an imprompoop.

by bigdickhoncho November 13, 2023