impromptpoo 

An urgent and unexpected visit to the bathroom to do a number 2. Often accompanied by surprise at scope of delivery. Not recommended when at public events.

Eg before heading to a meeting with corporate colleagues " sorry i will meet you there, I need to do an impromptpoo"!

impromptpoo by Looatlus January 10, 2014

impromptofu 

1. Tofu that's been offered without being planned, organized, or prepared.

Damn, a vegetarian came to the BBQ. Better serve him some impromptofu.

impromptofu by impromptofu November 24, 2015

Imprompoo 

Noun
A poo that is unplanned and takes the person in question by surprise. Not to be confused with shit your pants; an Imprompoo is experienced whilst visiting the toilet for its conventional purpose.

ORIGIN
21st century
From 'Impromptu' (adjective & adverb) - done without being planned, organized, or rehearsed.

I just had a great imprompoo - totally unexpected!

Imprompoo by Failing Academic May 27, 2011

impromptwo 

When you casually go to use the restroom and realize you are about to drop a massive number two.

“Sorry, I thought I just needed to pee but ended up having an impromptwo.”

impromptwo by Shrek Froth June 27, 2021

Imprompoo 

When you go to the bathroom to pee but end up taking a poo.

Sorry I was a bit long in the bathroom, I had an imprompoo

Imprompoo by A Leethal May 14, 2021

Impromptwo 

When you casually go to use the restroom and realize you are about to drop a massive number two.

“Sorry, I went to the restroom to take a pee but ended up having an impromptwo.”

Impromptwo by Shrek Froth June 27, 2021

Imprompoop 

An impromptu poop. An imprompoop usually takes place when you expect it least, like when you’re on a date after eating Mexican food.

Dude: *grunts while in the car and makes a constipated face*

Girl: are you ok?

Dude: It just hit me like a rock. We have to leave now, gotta make an imprompoop.

Imprompoop by bigdickhoncho November 13, 2023