An urgent and unexpected visit to the bathroom to do a number 2. Often accompanied by surprise at scope of delivery. Not recommended when at public events.
Eg before heading to a meeting with corporate colleagues " sorry i will meet you there, I need to do an impromptpoo"!
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Noun
A poo that is unplanned and takes the person in question by surprise. Not to be confused with shit your pants; an Imprompoo is experienced whilst visiting the toilet for its conventional purpose.
ORIGIN
21st century
From 'Impromptu' (adjective & adverb) - done without being planned, organized, or rehearsed.
A poo that is unplanned and takes the person in question by surprise. Not to be confused with shit your pants; an Imprompoo is experienced whilst visiting the toilet for its conventional purpose.
ORIGIN
21st century
From 'Impromptu' (adjective & adverb) - done without being planned, organized, or rehearsed.
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Get the Impromptwo mug.An impromptu poop. An imprompoop usually takes place when you expect it least, like when you’re on a date after eating Mexican food.
Dude: *grunts while in the car and makes a constipated face*
Girl: are you ok?
Dude: It just hit me like a rock. We have to leave now, gotta make an imprompoop.
Girl: are you ok?
Dude: It just hit me like a rock. We have to leave now, gotta make an imprompoop.
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