Tofu

Troll beef; To have fake beef with someone or something; The opposite of beef(ing)

"Don't worry, they're not actually upset at each other. It's just some tofu for the crowd."

by DrRwWwWrRr December 25, 2021

Tofu

A nickname for my bestfriend that can sometimes be a butt but i deal with it because somehow she deals with me 👍

Hey dude do u wanna talk to my butt friend tofu

Friend: No.

by Bananabuttsally March 01, 2020

Tofu

Only a substitute. A typical liberal leftie elitest who sees themself as the very antithesis of their arch enemy, the Gammon. Ageing, highly opinionated and considering themselves superior in everyway to those they claim to be better than, they fail to recognise their own shortcomings and myopic world view is fit only for a fairytale told to a four year old.

Hey Bill, did you see that Tofu getting roasted down the Queen's Head last night? Bitching to everyone because they thought Jo Swinson would be elected the next prime minister!! What a loser!

by Codlugarthia December 14, 2019

Tofu

A person with a personality that changes based on the other people they are with at that specific time. The "tofu" person has a generally bland personality when alone. They seem to temporarily absorb the thoughts, actions, and believes of those they are with.

Stephanie- "Jon is so tofu. He is a total jerk when he is around Will, but he's so sweet when it's just him and me."

by euphorality December 13, 2013

Tofu

Soya bean curd. A commonly used nickname. Soya bean curd.

My friend is very pale so we call her Tofu

The vegetarian was hungry so he ate some tofu.

by unicownrainbow September 15, 2012

Tofu

Verb. To penetrate someones vagina and/or anus with one or more toes.

I'm going to tofu the shit out of her tonight!

by Josh Collopy December 13, 2018

Tofu

A slang word for sex, popular in the Northwestern US and the California coast. Mostly in Asian communities.

Derived from the expression "Selling Tofu", a Chinese euphemism for prostitution

Leah and Benjamin are in the bedroom having tofu.

by Sean-E July 30, 2008