poultry impediment 

the politically correct term to define an individual intentionally or unintentionally sabotaging your advances with a female

I was unsuccessful in courting that attractive female last night all because this one poultry impediment wouldn't leave me alone

poultry impediment by lil kid fucker April 6, 2021

text impediment 

Texting the wrong word or wrong letter within the word, creating a different meaning. Usually occurs from texting too quickly or due to an altered mental state.

Girl: I'm taking pictures of the waterfall you will love. They're wonderflu!

Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.

Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.

text impediment by Two D's August 6, 2009

Italian Speech Impediment 

A broken arm or two broken arms in plaster, Originated from the fact that Italians love to make hand actions while speaking.

Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms!
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .

Italian Speech Impediment by The-Love-Doctor July 23, 2012

speech impediment 

An Italian with no hands.

My Italian friend John has no hands, this is a speech impediment for him.

speech impediment by chuckina May 20, 2009

impolitent 

1) the desire to post something political/topical but are helpless or powerless in doing so.

2) can’t 'get up' the nerve to post something political/topical

i wanted to post something about the irony of SCOTUS overturning Korematsu, while upholding the travel ban and still have children detained … but feel impolitent

impolitent by krazykar June 26, 2018

Goldenberger's Speech Impediment 

Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)

(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.

Goldenberger's Speech Impediment by bonelesspizza December 16, 2016

impediment 

Obstruction

The impediment is manifested.

impediment by Larstait November 7, 2003