Ermahgerd

The way assholes, assholes trying to be funny, and people with lisp say "oh my god". Usually used with a girl wearing a retainer in various memes.

ERMAHGERD! ERBEN DICTUNERY!

by Andrew676Runner September 03, 2012

Ermahgerd

Something only cool people say
That is with the exception of anyone who hates "werter"

ERMAHGERD, WERTER!
WoW MaN YoU ArE So CoOl

by Dwasbs13 January 09, 2013

ERMAHGERD

Pronounced ER-MAH-GERD

Basically Oh My God pronouced with a lisp or as if you are wearing a retainer

"ERMAHGERD MAH FRAVRIT BERKS"

Translation: "Oh my god, my favourite books!"

by me<3cock August 22, 2012

ermahgerd

used for internet memes. An obnoxious way to say "Oh, My God" with strong emphasis on the R sounds. Typically followed by other words with emphasis on the R sounds.

ERMAHGERD, ERNSTAGERM (Oh, my god, Instagram)
ERMAHGERD, MER FERCE HERTS (Oh, my god, my face hurts)

by byknightsfall June 27, 2012

ermahgerd

used in memes. a parody of "oh my god." also an example of rhotic harmony (linguistics--also seen in the language Yurok, a Native American Language from coastal California)

ermahgerd! Bertmern!

by rhotichermerny May 15, 2013

ERMAHGERD

ERMAHGERD literally means OH MY GOD.
A dank meme commonly featuring a young girl's face and a caption with the words altered to mimic a speech impediment, and the words ERMAHGERD.
The original picture had the girl, holding books from the Goosebumps GERSBERMS series.

This caption also commonly found on the meme. Other options are NER NER NER..., BATMAN, NER NER NER... BERTMERN, and werter. Specifically these are nah nah nah, Batman, and water.

ERMAHGERD. That’s so erkwerd. Why on EARTH did you say that?

by itsasecreticanttell November 09, 2018

ermahgerd my balls itch

1. a saying in which a boy reaches down his pant and itches his "area" and starts scratching.

boy: "Ermahgerd my balls itch."
boy2: "Ermahgerd mine too ermahgerd."

by ermahgerd glersticks August 20, 2014