35 definition by bonelesspizza

When everyone is talking too much and all you want is silence.

It's first grade, SpongeBob

The curly-headed dude who wears khakis and a polo and glasses and can make $12K in oil from his forehead alone. He is not too fat and not too skinny. Carl is always innocent and does not do anything wrong because he can't get a girl which is fine since a lot of girls he know just cares about look and stuff. Carl is always that dude that is used for like a guard or something. He just asks and wonders. So, don't bother coming at him rude because he has been holding anger. He does not like bullying. Maybe people should be like Carl and have a very fun personality and can always know what's wrong and is very fun to be friends with. He is very average. He loves everybody. Even if they are petrified in the inside or outside. Carl will know how you feel. Carl is a good person. Carl is a brave person. Trust him.

When you just got naenae'd.

Graham Crackers are like nature's flat cookies. Oreos are also cookies. Oreos also have vanilla filling. Vienna Fingers are also vanilla. They also have filling. Vienna Fingers are from Keebler. You know what else is from Keebler? Cheez-Its. Cheez-Its are also flat cookies just like Graham Crackers. Graham Crackers are part of Nabisco. You know what else is from Nabisco? Oreos. Oreos are delicious chocolate cookies. You know what other chocolate cookie there is? Chocolate Graham Crackers. Nature's second chocolate cookies. Right behind Oreos. Oreos are cookies made by Nabisco in 1912. You know what else is from 1912? The Republic of China. China produces cookie sticks that are made out of Oreos. You know what other cookies are made to sticks? Graham Crackers. Graham Sticks are made by Back To Nature Foods. And like I said, Graham Crackers are nature's flat cookies. You know all this means? It means that Graham Crackers are a very good snack.

A mistake you should not have done.

When your squad is late.