Definitions by bonelesspizza

Mew

Only the BEST FUCKING POKEMON IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS ONCE YOU FUCK WITH IT. WHAT IS YOUR POKEMON? PIKACHU? BULBASOR? A FUCKING TURTLE LOOKIN ASS? GET THOSE BITCHASS POKEMON AWAY FROM THIS BADASS. 100 PERCENT GUARANTEED TO FUCKING SLAY YO ASS. NO FUCKS GIVEN.

Damn, Mew is so badass. I don't give a shit if it's small.

Mew by bonelesspizza April 18, 2018

vagene pic

When you want open bob but you also want vagene pic.

Hello beautiful. Open bob and send vagene pic.

vagene pic by bonelesspizza April 18, 2018

Boy Syrup 

Slang for male semen.

Aw shit dawg my boy syrup

Boy Syrup by bonelesspizza April 18, 2018

get naenae'd 

When you just got naenae'd.

Get naenae'd, bitch.

get naenae'd by bonelesspizza July 13, 2017

Melancholy Hour 

When you want to drink alcohol because you feel depressed. (10:00 - 11:00)

Oh boy. Would you look at the time. It's Melancholy Hour. *sobs while attempting to drink*

Melancholy Hour by bonelesspizza June 18, 2017

whales 

Another word for fat people. Mostly used as a sign of offensive contact.

My parents are whales.

whales by bonelesspizza April 13, 2017

human noise

When you try to guess the noise a human makes.

Human: Quack.
Duck: *human noise*

human noise by bonelesspizza April 8, 2017