Carl

The curly-headed dude who wears khakis and a polo and glasses and can make $12K in oil from his forehead alone. He is not too fat and not too skinny. Carl is always innocent and does not do anything wrong because he can't get a girl which is fine since a lot of girls he know just cares about look and stuff. Carl is always that dude that is used for like a guard or something. He just asks and wonders. So, don't bother coming at him rude because he has been holding anger. He does not like bullying. Maybe people should be like Carl and have a very fun personality and can always know what's wrong and is very fun to be friends with. He is very average. He loves everybody. Even if they are petrified in the inside or outside. Carl will know how you feel. Carl is a good person. Carl is a brave person. Trust him.

See example sentence about Carl.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Thriday

When it's Thursday but the excitement of Friday starts to kick in.

Uh oh. It's Thriday. I think I need to prepare.

by bonelesspizza March 04, 2017

this is library

When everyone is talking too much and all you want is silence.

*loud screaming*

Hey.
*loud screaming continues*
Hey.
*loud screaming continues*
HEY!
*immediate silence*
this is library.
*walks off*

by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017

༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

When your squad is late.

༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

go make yourself a double decker

When you want her to go make a sandwich but she still believes in communism.

Girl: I think your argument is invalid.
Guy: Well go make yourself a double decker.

by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017

Off to Narnia

When you can't find some(one/thing)so you say it is off to Narnia.

Guy 1: Where's Jon?
Guy 2: He's Off to Narnia.

by bonelesspizza December 14, 2016

shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016