Impuntent 

A person who is completely unable to recognize, appreciate, or produce puns. Humorlessly impotent when faced with witty wordplay; pun-deaf.

Every joke went over Jake’s head; the guy's totally impuntent. You could hand him pun gold, and he'd still just shrug.

Impuntent by ICodeGorilla March 26, 2025

impotent rage 

A feeling of intense anger, anxiety, and panic over something/someone, coupled with a complete lack of power to do anything about it. Typically experienced by keyboard warriors when confronted on their most cherished ideals and beliefs.

Sufferers of Impotent Rage Syndrome may experience : dizziness, headaches, fainting, stress-eating, hair-loss, upset stomach, irritable bowel syndrome, grinding teeth down to short pointy nubs, threatening strangers online, and inability to perform sexually.

Dominic just sits at his computer all day throwing hysterical fits at people . He really should step away from his keyboard and let go of all that impotent rage, before it eats away at him.

impotent rage by LordHotPie May 15, 2019

Impotent 

When a normal man is unable to obtain a stirring of the loins when confronted with an attractive young lady. This is sadly common. It is often associated with old age or prostrate difficulties. It produces extreme melancholia in the male; a feeling of worthlessness, of being unable to satisfy a woman, which - in extreme cases - can lead to suicide.

‘Sidney totally impotent and can’t get a hard-on, even when Doris wears her baby-doll nightie!’

Impotent by Colonel Barnaby January 23, 2023

impotent 

the act of not being able to get hard, commonly when needed

I went to bang my girlfriend but i found i had become impotent

impotent by darkbutterz February 13, 2006

impudent 

"Impudent" means rude; it often refers to rude behavior of a young person toward an older one or an authority figure, in particular.

A layman child or teen arguing business with an adult professional is often considered to be impudent.

impudent by Oldschool September 15, 2013

Conversationally Impotent 

A phrase used to describe someone who initiates a conversation only to stop replying a few messages later.

I talked to Jordan last night. He asked me how I was and never replied back, again. He's conversationally impotent.

Conversationally Impotent by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011

impotent 

The inability to arouse the penis, often times caused by severe trauma.

Cody's horrible impotency could only be prudently remedied by glancing at his hot mother.

impotent by Zaid Williams January 8, 2004