Fern 

A person that loves drawing, eating cheese, and overall is very swaggy. If you gain a ferns trust it will share the things it enjoys with you including memes you probably wont understand and very questionable images. Ferns often have trouble expressing or understanding curtain emotions but that is ok because they will always try to help in anyway they can so treat them well. Sometimes ferns are overly clumsy so make sure to keep an eye out for them to make sure they arent dead or hurt 👍. To offend a fern you must call them a child or wee baby, though overall funny they will probably throw a tantrum for a whole 5 minutes so be aware.

P1:Did you see that fern the other day?

P2: Yeah they are pretty swag ,Though they keep spamming me with memes so I called them a wee baby
P1: Yeah...speaking of that they are sprinting at you
P2: Wait what!?.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fern by 🍓spy June 4, 2021

Fern 

Albie’s girlfriend who is the most amazing person on this planet who deserves everything. She is amazing at art and smiling. She gives the best cuddles and kisses ever. She is also very cute which is a bonus xx

I love you fern.

Fern by Ferns boyfriend August 10, 2019

Fern 

Beautiful,intelegent, wise woman, who is in touch with mother nature.

Fern is amazing.

Fern by cutiepie121988 February 19, 2010

fern 

A young pretty girl with red hair! She is smart, trustworthy and caring. Can be quiet but at parties goes wild! The one the boys secretly adore, but she just doesnt know it yet.

I've fell in love with a "fern"
Jerry- I saw a girl last night
Jamie- What was her name?
Jerry- I don't know but she was such a "fern"

fern by ilovetourbanit May 8, 2009

fern 

Slang for cannabis.

Oooh, shawty! That nigga smokin' the fern!

fern by T-Krunk November 2, 2006

FERN 

A FERN is a nickname given to a nurse who works in emergency medicine, standing for "Fucking ER Nurse". FERNs are a special breed of nurses. They are rough, ornery, and house a level of sarcasm that can only be matched by the EMT allies. Their shifts are fueled by Bangs, 18 G needles, and their last fuck to give. They have no problem telling you that they do not give a flying fuck about the skin assessment of a healthy and ambulatory 28 year old, here for Cholecystitis". They also do not care that your are unhappy with a line in the AC (because the line was placed for the contrast dye used in the PE work-up, not your maintenance fluids). FERNs are best known for their resourcefulness, capability to run a code better than most Attendings, sick and dark sense of humor, and a cutthroat stare that could burn a hole straight through you.

-"The downstairs nurse called 5 times to give report, neglected to replace a K+ of 3.4, and stated "she's ambulatory" when I asked what the patient's skin looked like. What a FERN".
-"I wouldn't fuck with her/him. They are a FERN".

FERN by Wiggimastaaa August 25, 2021

Fern 

A word that can be changed into any form and used to replace any other word.

We totally fernicated Rich in the woods yesterday.

Fern that man for driving so slowly!

I just fernin' stubbed my toe.

Mother Fern!

Oh my god that movie was so fernacious.

The skeeze's outfit is totally ferny.

Fern by MacNTurk May 22, 2005