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Red Dead Impairment
What happens after playin Red Dead Redemption (the sequel to Red Dead Revolver) for an extended period of time. Similar to Grand Theft Impairment, symptoms include the feeling of still living in the early 1900s, mistaking a state trooper for a Mexican soldier, and above all flinching when you walk outside and see an animal out of the corner of your eye, thinking it is a cougar trying to sneak up on you and maul you.
Person 1: Dude I walked outside and thought I was going to be mauled by a cougar, but it turned out to be a baby rabbit.
Person 2: Wow, sounds like you're suffering from Red Dead Impairment.
Person 2: Wow, sounds like you're suffering from Red Dead Impairment.
Red Dead Impairment by TheHud July 7, 2010
Call of Duty Impairment
After playing COD and things in your life relate to the game.
A heightened sense of situational awareness.
A heightened sense of situational awareness.
Walking outside after playing and seeing a plane fly over and saying "Enemy UAV has been spotted"
Or thinking an enemy is around the corner.
Call of Duty Impairment is listening to foot steps hoping someone doesn't come up and knife you.
Or thinking an enemy is around the corner.
Call of Duty Impairment is listening to foot steps hoping someone doesn't come up and knife you.
Call of Duty Impairment by The-Show-Off February 3, 2010
Grand Theft Impairment
The 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing Grand Theft Auto. You may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.
Girl: Hey you wanna come pick me up so we can go to the movies?
Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.
Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.
Grand Theft Impairment by andytheslash January 24, 2010
impairment
the state of having a physical or mental condition which means that part of your body or brain does not work correctly; a particular condition of this sort
impairment of the functions of the kidney
impairment by KemalAtaturk February 20, 2011
asset impairment
To physically harm a person with whom you have a disagreement; to seriously mess someone up so bad that they need to write off their assets; Other forms of word include: impair his/her assets, assets were impaired, FAS 144, etc. See Financial Accounting Standards - FAS 144 for more information.
If she doesn't keep her hands off my boyfriend, I'm going to give her some serious asset impairments.
If he doesn't shut up, I'll be forced to impair his assets.
I made her so mad that she FAS 144ed me!! Now I've got some material asset impairment!
If he doesn't shut up, I'll be forced to impair his assets.
I made her so mad that she FAS 144ed me!! Now I've got some material asset impairment!
asset impairment by CPAchic April 24, 2008