hypervagilant

A state of being acutely aware of your vagina and the danger it faces. You may feel tense, anxious, jumpy, etc.

While walking alone at night I had to be hypervagilant of any threats. See "Oblivion" by Grimes.

by bextra September 26, 2020

hypervagilate

a medical term to describe the tearing of muscles in the scrotum/ leg/ arm region

I hypervagilated my weiner last week / adolf hypervagilated his buthole after pooping

by Flowquinn April 24, 2017

Hypervagilant

For a guy to to be fixated on every potentially bedable girl in his vicinity to the neglect of everyone and everything else.

Ed didn't even know the score of the game, because he was hypervagilant throughout the watch party.

by DokturRick May 21, 2025