6 definitions by bextra

morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.

Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.

by bextra December 15, 2020

testicular hubris

A psychological disorder similar to narcissism, but focusing on genitalia.

When a man feels too good about himself, he becomes over prideful and cocky. This can be projected onto his testicles, causing pride of his genitals or testicular hubris.

m1k3y: I don't understand: why abumphone always gotta be reaching for my bolas when i am not looking
<@m1k3y> are we walking about my world famous big penis
<@m1k3y> or my record breaking bolas
Mikey suffers from testicular hubris.

by bextra September 10, 2020

G-Eazy

Also known as G-Sleazy. Scumbag who used Halsey to further his career and then cheated on her over and over.

Halsey and G-Eazy dated for over a year before splitting in 2018. She wrote her hit breakup song "Without Me" about him and has heavily implied that he cheated many times.

by bextra September 11, 2020

vaginal hubris

Over-confidence or arrogance about one's sexual abilities. See the song "WAP" by Cardi B.

Examples of vaginal hubris:
"Paid my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy"

"Pussy A1 just like his credit"

by bextra November 27, 2020

dysfuxia

When lack of sex leads you to read words wrong so that they appear sexual in nature when in fact they are not at all.

I just read the word "spurting" but I thought it said "squirting". I think I have dysfuxia.

by bextra December 21, 2020

hypervagilant

A state of being acutely aware of your vagina and the danger it faces. You may feel tense, anxious, jumpy, etc.

While walking alone at night I had to be hypervagilant of any threats. See "Oblivion" by Grimes.

by bextra September 26, 2020